Okay – I watched this because of Johnny Depp. I’ve loved him since his 21 Jump Street & A Nightmare On Elm Street days.
I was bored out of my mind! It’s one of those movies where I fell asleep halfway through and could barely be bothered to finish it the next day. Sorry!
And I’m less in love with Johnny Depp these days. Too many dodgy movies in recent years, I think. Gotta say I’m more into Amber Heard now. 😉 I can’t be bothered to really review this movie – Let’s just look at a few pictures of her in The Rum Diary…
Johnny Depp is old
I don’t know what’s going on
Amber Heard is hot
My Rating: 5/10
Spot on review. Comatose inducing. Heard is mind blowingly gorgeous. 100% agree with your assessment.