Ever since I reviewed John Carpenter’s The Ward & happened to mention the shower scene with Amber Heard, I see variations of the search term “Amber Heard shower scene” bringing someone to my blog on a daily basis. Pervs! So, screw it – I’ll make a list! Here are my top ten movie shower (or bath) scenes starting with the best:
1. Psycho
Obviously.
2. Hardware
Such an underrated cult classic! I never know anyone who has seen this movie. And the shower scene is awesome with one of the BEST movie songs ever – The Order Of Death by Public Image Limited.
3. Carrie
Dirty Pillows!
4. American Beauty
“This will be the high point of my day: It’s all downhill from here.”
5. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“I recall Central Park in fall.”
6. Weird Science
“If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it’s a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.”
7. A Nightmare On Elm Street
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…
8. The Shining
All work & no play makes Jack make-out with creepy dead woman.
8. It
Argh! Pennywise! Creepy f@#king clown!!! I don’t even want this damn picture on my blog!
10. Blade
Cool bloodbath (well, more like bloodSHOWER) club scene. Set to the tune of the Pump Panel remix of New Order’s Confusion.
Honorable Mentions:
Slither
Arachnophobia
Fatal Attraction
What Lies Beneath
Pleasantville
Porky’s
Pretty Woman
The Big Lebowski
Stoker
For the guys:
Starship Troopers (I hate this movie)
Words to bring the pervs in: Hot, Steamy, Sexy, Naked, Boobies. Lol! They’ll be disappointed – my list isn’t very hot or steamy. 😉
Here’s Amber Heard wet in the shower in The Ward:
Hardware shower scene with Public Image Ltd song The Order Of Death:
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Great list, glad you didn’t include my shower from this morning.
LOL
You shower???? I thought you went around unwashed and rolled dirty….
: )
Only when I visit Oklahoma. I need to fit in. :p
Exactly, the state motto is:
Bathe Once A Month Whether You Need It Or Not.
Okaaaay. TMI all around… Lol! 😉
LOL
Oh god, i hate that shower scene in Carrie, always makes me skin crawl! Stoker has a pretty intense shower scene too.
I can imagine you’re going to get a huge surge in traffic to your site now 😉
Boys are scared of periods… Lol! I’m still pissed off that I didn’t have the opportunity to see Stoker as it only ran for one week anywhere near me.
no ‘The Specialist’ love scene? No? didn’t think so 😉
Not seen it! Never thought that movie looked very, um, good… ?? 🙂
I was going through a funny stage at the time so I thought it was awesome. It isn’t anymore, I grew up. 🙂
Have you seen the very odd shower scene in Stoker?
Nooooo. Dammit. They only showed that in cinemas near me for one week so I didn’t get the chance to see it. I was thoroughly annoyed! Especially as shitty movies run for months…
I think it was a real Marmite movie. I loved it but I know people who hated it. I had to go and see it in an art house cinema.
Yes that was an odd scene. You think the character is expressing one emotion but she is clearly expressing something else. Brilliant
Hmm… Sounds intriguing now! So annoyed that disappeared from cinemas so quickly.
Steamy shower scene list…hmmm…not a bad idea. Room in Rome has a pretty good one, come to think of it. This is a great list! Nice post 🙂
Thanks! 🙂 I’d not heard of that movie so I looked it up. Saw some photos! Yep – those would get some more people coming to this blog. 😉 Looks pretty steamy!
Excellent list! Hell – it’s an excellent IDEA for a list! Great to see Hardware in there too and mention of that brilliant PIL song. 🙂
Thanks! 🙂 Yay – someone else in this world has seen Hardware! 🙂
Are you kidding?! – I love that movie! And Stanley’s follow-up ‘Dust Devil’ is pretty good too (although it lacks somewhat in the shower scene department). 🙂
Hardware is awesome. 🙂 Feel like reviewing it but I’ve never reviewed the things I first saw years ago. Always wanted to see Dust Devil too. It was on TV once & I recorded but accidentally deleted it & the hubby is still annoyed about that as it’s quite obscure. I should check if it’s on DVD now!
My friend and I got into a conversation about how far the new Carrie movie will go in the shower scene…the old version seemed to prefer the ‘au natural’ look…maybe the new one will have some vajazzling or perhaps a colorful mirkin.
Lol! Thanks for adding a couple of interesting words to my blog, further helping to up my number of views. 😉 The new one will probably go all “Danny Boyle Trance” on us. Yeah – they should stick Rosario Dawson in the Carrie shower scene – she’s certainly not afraid to get her bits out! 😉
Wait wait wait… you don’t like Starship Troopers? 😛
Ha – was wondering if anyone would comment on that. 😉 Just not a big Paul Verhoeven fan overall but especially didn’t like that one. I like a lot of guy movies for a girl but those just don’t do it for me!
Great to see the oft forgotten HARDWARE on this list. Fine collection.
Thanks – Hardware is great. 🙂 I’m always talking about it – want more people to know about it but I’ve not yet convinced one person to watch it. Lol
Well, you have me on your side with this 😉
Great topic for a post – watched Psycho recently. Is it just me or is that shower scene still as disturbing as when it was first released? Awesome choice for #1!
Thanks! 🙂 Yes, that scene is still just as disturbing today. Hitchcock was the master. 🙂
Hardware got in trouble for ripping-off a 2000AD strip. Its like an unofficial 2000AD movie. It would be nice to see it again, remember it being okay. Is it on DVD? Must have a look…
Yes! Blu-ray too. I was very happy to replace the VHS copy of this one… 🙂
This was a pretty fun list!
Thanks. 🙂 It was a fun list to put together!
“The Grudge”!
Hmm… You know, I believe I watched both the original and the remake and can’t remember the shower scene! Lol! Maybe I fell asleep – I do that a lot during movies I watch at home. 😉
Wait! I kind of remember now… Did it involve a hand?? I’ll go Google that! 🙂
I saw the remake and i too remember a hand… a hand too many maybe…? I’m sorry you fall asleep watching movies at home; try to avoid movie theaters so your home movie experience will stay special!
Oh I can’t avoid movie theaters – I love going to movies too much! 🙂
This list is invalid without the Chun-Li shower scene from the anime StreetFighter II: The Movie ! 😉 😛
You’re right! I forgot about that one… (Yeah, you know I’ve totally not seen that). 😉
hahah i like the Amber Heard bit. She should shower with that clown from ‘It.’ That would be, just like. . . devastatingly weird.
Lol! Yeah… That’s a good idea, actually. Men everywhere would suddenly have nightmares about freaky clowns whenever they saw a hot naked girl. 😉
How about David Naughton, Jenny Agutter in An American Werewolf in London?
True… I think I missed a lot from this list! Should have made it a top 20. I love how much attention this list gets! It was a lot of fun to create. Thanks for commenting! : )
I would also add the suicide scene in The Rules Of Attraction… haunting use of Harry Nilsson’s Without You.
Hmm… I actually don’t remember that scene. But I’ve tried to put that whole movie out of my mind. ; )
What a cool idea for a post. I’d forgotten the Ferris Bueller one.
Haha – Thanks! It’s my most viewed post ever by FAR. : )
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you forgot Uma Thurman in Jennifer 8. 🙂
Never seen Jennifer 8! : )
What about the prison shower scene from Tango and Cash?! Homoeroticism at its finest!
You know, I’m not entirely sure if I ever saw Tango & Cash… Hmm… Lol – you just noticing my shower scenes post? ; ) It gets hits every day. Hey – I posted a pretty filthy gif with you partly in mind on a recent review – don’t know if you saw it! The Zero Theorem?
You should review Tango and Cash! It’s both awful and amazing at the same time 🙂
I’ll consider it. Kurt Russell used to be hot. ; )
Great choices there , hard to argue with Psycho up there at number 1 but I would have put Carrie at 2. Guess you cant really include it , but if you stretched your premise a little, Ewan McGregor in the toilet in Trainspotting would be my number 3
Thanks! : ) lol – the Trainspotting one IS a great scene. But if I’d included toilets, I guess I’d have to include some other toilet scenes as well. Hmm. Like Full Metal Jacket! And… Hmm… Now I’m thinking I need another list. I may do a “toilet scenes” list now! : )
I must have missed this when you posted it, but it’s a great post! I love Weird Science, I must have only been about 13 when I first watched it. I haven’t seen it in ages and now I feel like watching it again. Unfortunately it’s not yet on Netflix 😦
Thanks! Aww – Weird Science is a classic. You MUST watch it again ASAP. 🙂
I know, I really fancied Wyatt when he was younger, he was just too cute! 🙂
Haha!! Had to laugh at the title of this – certainly haven’t seen a list like this before! A great read!
Lol. Thank you! 🙂 It’s funny – this post has stayed in the list of my top posts for a very long time! I think the weirdest one I’ve done so far, though, was My Top Ten Carpets & Rugs In Movies. That was a challenge to think of ten!
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Now you know someone else who has seen ‘Hardware’, and loves it! I saw it at the cinema, (hard to find, I had to seek it out), then bought the VHS. The DVD wasn’t available for years, but I got it 7 or 8 years ago from Amazon. I never watched any of the sequels though, the original was too good.
Thanks for following my blog, that made me very happy.
Best wishes, Pete.
Yay! Always happy to hear from fans of Hardware. An underrated classic! 🙂
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