Directed by Neil Marshall
Running time: 105 minutes
This is another film I watched for my Halloween Horror Fest. See a great review of it from vinnieh HERE.
The above review is much better than mine will be. It’s now Halloween and I have to crank out three reviews still. Oops! Dog Soldiers, Berberian Sound Studio, and Grabbers. I really liked Grabbers so will spend a bit more time on that one but I don’t have a clue what to say about the other two!
As I watched The Descent for the first time for this horror fest and I liked it a lot, it was worth also checking out the same director’s (Neil Marshall) first effort with Dog Soldiers. Unfortunately, I didn’t like this one very much.
I love a good werewolf movie but this is certainly no American Werewolf In London. I did think it started out pretty good and felt like a pretty standard werewolf flick. The characters were fairly believable and they were out in the lonely wilderness and all that. It did have a great feel. At first…
Where it fell apart for me a bit was when they got to the house and the battle then started. Oh, and also when one of them had his intestines hanging out but was then able to run around and fight werewolves after he was bandaged up a bit. It was like that Prometheus abortion! And, okay – I have to admit that I fell asleep in the middle of all this. I’m guessing I missed between 15 to 30 minutes but I didn’t care enough to rewind (if you still call it that on a DVD). And, I’m sorry but the werewolves didn’t look that great.
Oh well. You can’t love ’em all! I don’t think I exactly *hated* this movie. I’ve certainly seen worse and, like I said, it started out quite strong. And I liked that that Trainspotting guy was in it but I just kept thinking “Why did they have to cancel his Journeyman TV show just as it was getting really good?”. Anyway. To be honest, I can see how Neil Marshall went on to make the (far superior) The Descent. Dog Soldiers is definitely a strong debut film and I’ll just shut up now as it’s not like I’ve ever made a movie. Plus I now have to go write that Berberian Sound Studio review – trust me, that review will suck even more than this one because I have no clue what was going on in that film.
My Rating: 5.5/10
LOL! I think this review just made my day. I know how you feel though.. I still have one review to go up today and man, am I swamped! Its probably the first priority once I get into the comfort of my home, since I wanted to add a little something extra…
Can’t wait to read your other reviews 🙂
BTW, the werewolf looks a tad funky if you ask me…
Hehe. Yeah… What was I thinking with this Horror Fest thing? I knew I’d have some I’d be trying to finish last minute. I SHOULD really just be going to sleep. 😉 Oh well. Yeah – the werewolves looked a little dodgy in this!
I love this movie so NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH
j/k but I did love it… glad you liked Grabbers!!
Grabbers was hilarious! 🙂 It’s the last review I’ll do tonight if I don’t fall asleep first.
Can’t wait to read it!!
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I love this film. Its a rare breed of good Werewolf films 😀
Glad you liked Grabbers 😀
I knew you’d come along & yell at me! 😉 Yep – Grabbers was hilarious. I’m hoping to review it before I fall asleep!
Look forward to it then 😀
It’s already done! 🙂
How dare you good sir…I mean, kind Miss! This movie is terrific, maybe not better than the Descent, but nonetheless, amazing!
Hehe. I was waiting for comments like these… 😉 I just didn’t like it much. 😦
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Thanks for the shout out.
You’re welcome. 🙂 I’m glad you liked the movie!
This review is pretty close to my opinion too. I’d heard so many good things about this film and it’s just so very …average.
Yay! Someone agrees with me on this. 😉 Yeah – I just had higher expectations based on what others have said about it and especially after seeing The Descent.
I am so impressed with how many movies you managed to get through for this!
Ha! Thanks. 🙂 Yeah – the “watching” part wasn’t too difficult but then I was like “oh yeah – I have to review this…”. Especially when it was Halloween and I still had three to write. I doubt I’ll do a similar thing again. Lol
Ah, I quite liked Dog Soldiers! It is totally daft and very cheesy but pretty good fun.
Maybe I’ll try to watch it again someday. I can’t remember – did I mention in the review that I missed a good chunk of it because I fell asleep? Lol – sucks being old – I do that all the time! ; )
Well, it isn’t the best but considering how much really bad horror there is out there, it’s not bad.
True. I hate 90% of modern horrors.
Me too, and yet I live in hope and continue to watch an awful lot of quite bad ones!
But the 10% make us keep coming back for more!
Reblogged this on Cinema Parrot Disco and commented:
Welcome to the final weekend of October Horror Month! This weekend I’m reblogging my reviews of two Neil Marshall films. This one, Dog Soldiers, isn’t one I was crazy about. In retrospect, however, I think I was too harsh on it in my short, rushed review. Maybe I should re-watch it someday. It was an okay film but I definitely preferred the one I’ll be reblogging tomorrow… 🙂
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