Here we are with another list first started by the amazing Abbi of Where The Wild Things Are. You can see her list, “The Top Ten Actors Who Irrationally Annoy The Shit Out Of Me” HERE. 🙂 I did the list of my most annoying actresses HERE so now it’s time for the boys. Then next week I’ll be all nice with lists of my favorite actors & actresses (but hate is so much more fun…). 😉 And I’ll actually get around to replying to all your great comments on these soon! Sorry – it’s been a very hectic week!
So here are my Top Ten Actors Who Annoy Me:
Tom Cruise
Best Movie: Top Gun (but Edge Of Tomorrow was surprisingly good!)
John Travolta
Best Movie: Carrie or Pulp Fiction
Christian Bale
Best Movie: The Prestige
Robert Pattinson
Best Movie: Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
Shia LaBeouf
Best Movie: Disturbia
Sacha Baron Cohen
Best Movie: Hugo
Nicolas Cage
Best Movie: Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Vin Diesel
Best Movie: The Iron Giant (and now that I’ve seen it, also Guardians Of The Galaxy)
Chris Pine
Best Movie: Star Trek Into Darkness
Steven Seagal
Best Movie: No idea – I don’t have a penis
**List likely to change as I’ll have forgotten a bunch of annoying people like I did with the actresses. Would love to hear from all of you on who you hate the most. I seriously will reply when I get a spare second! 🙂
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Oooh…that’s a bit sexits isn’t it? Suggesting only men will enjoy sloppily made, poorly acted, US cod-martial arts flicks? 🙂 😛
Sorry *Sexist….
YEP!!!! Lol ; )
Hey! Your IMDB review is soon, I believe. I’ll have to double check the schedule. Will let you know. : )
Sure. Look forward to it. 🙂
LOL! Great list lady, but scan’t agree with all. I really like Bale… But Sacha Baron Cohen?! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know! Christian Bale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe. Sorry…. Never liked him. Even in Empire of the Sun. ; )
Hahaha!
I know! He’s SO obnoxious. I just don’t get the fascination with him…
And Bale has just always annoyed me. ; )
If I see that dude on screen I actually cringe at times. Meh. I just can’t watch him.
Wow, I had no idea lol!
Hahahaha Seagal! That Shia LaBeouf pic is priceless. Don’t even get me started on Nic Cage…
Yes! Glad someone agrees with me on Cage. Most people seem to love him… ; )
I would add Denzel to this list. Nice list T9M
Thanks! : ) lol. Denzel is one of at least 25 on a list of favorites that I have to narrow down… ; )
I’m glad that only white actors annoy you, but Nic Cage is the best thing since best things. I do love that you chose Fast Times as his best movie, though.
Nic Cage is the best.
I think we’ve finally reasoned out that “someone” is teched in the head.
P.S. Scott – you might not remember this conversation we had but last night I had a man carve roast beef for me for dinner. It was wonderful.
Was is the Grinch? He even carved the roast beast! ; )
LOL – you’ll love this: I went to a cafeteria last night 🙂 🙂
#oldman
A cafeteria?! Think I went to one of those in school when I was ten… ; )
You’re right. I don’t remember that conversation, but I want to, desperately, because it sounds ridiculous.
CAGE 4 LIFE.
Odds are that the conversation ended with a poop story….
I think we ALL know who that “someone” is…. #theipc ; )
I knew people wouldn’t like Cage being on here… ; ) Those HAIR PLUGS! They’re so distracting!!!
No Eric Isaacs?
I figured I would FOR SURE make this fucking cut….
Eric tops ALL my lists! ; )
Cage, huh?
And here I thought we were tight. You and me.
HMMMM…..
*drums fingers*
HMMMM……..
He makes the list but not Russell Brand, Jack Black or Dane Cook?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
#HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I had a list of about 20 I had to narrow down & Brand was one of them. Another one of those, however, is close to making my TEN FAVORITES list! ; )
And no Adam Sandler?
Hehe. Nope. I like a couple of his older movies too much. ; ) (The Wedding Singer!)
Not Christian Bale! Not Batman!
Lol. Yep! Sorry… ; ) He just really really annoys me!
I just don’t understand how Tom Cruise became crazy… at one point he was cool I loved him back in the day then he just got weird. I totally agree with you on Shia LaBeouf hate him!
Haha. I know. What the hell happened there?! It’s so weird how so many famous people go off the deep end…
Woosh into a deep deep black hole that started with Katie Holmes. Now she is on my annoying actresses list too.
True! Didn’t think of her as she’s been in so little in recent years…
Hmm. Is this list actors who annoy you in real life or in movies? Or…both? Lol. Because I do think Christian Bale is a huge dick in real life, but I think he’s a pretty awesome actor. And I know he’s not the best actor in the world, but…I kind of love Chris Pine…don’t judge. Other than that, I can more or less agree. Bahaha. Another fun list, lady! 🙂
With both the actors & actresses, I’d say it’s a bit of both. Yes, with Bale it’s probably more “real life” but, although he’s a good actor, I never enjoy watching him in anything. I just don’t like him.
I don’t know what it is about Chris Pine, though. Sometimes I just don’t like the look on a person’s face. He looks too smug! Lol. It’s funny the little things that can annoy people… : )
I think I just like Chris Pine as Kirk so much that I’m able to look past his douchier roles. Although I saw his hair in the Into the Woods trailer and I am NOT digging it. But he’ll be playing a douche in that, too, so I guess it fits. Lol. And it’s a shame that Bale is probably such a jerk because I love him in pretty much everything I’ve seen him in.
Yeah – Bale sounds like a turd in real life. I should like Cruise, then, as he’s super nice to fans apparently! But, you know… He seems a bit loopy. ; )
Hold the phone, Mutant! Nicolas Cage? What the…?!
I can’t handle looking at those hair plugs….. ! ; )
I suppose he is a divisive fellow: I’ve always thought he was so bad he’s good!
To be fair, I CAN understand why so many people love him… : )
NIC CAGE 4 EVER, Laura!!!
High five!
Keanu Reeves
Lol. I actually kind of like Reeves. Probably because I love Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure so much… ; )
I love Keanu – he definitely should not be on this list!
Agree, Laura! Yay! At least we agree on Keanu. : )
He seems like a good person, but Bill & Ted’s is just about the only kind of role he can play. It’s painful to watch him in just about everything else.
“I don’t have a penis”
Would you like one #zing
No – not if it makes me watch Steven Seagal movies… ; )
Good list! I agree with pretty much all of these, though I do have a soft spot for Chris Pine. 😉
Hehe – I don’t know exactly WHY I find Chris Pine annoying… Just something about his face. Lol : )!
So much crossover here. I’m glad I’m not the only one annoyed by Bale.
Yes! I know – people think I’m nuts for hating Bale. I just always have! : )
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Tom Cruise. Best movie: TOP GUN?! WHATTTTT???????!!!!! That was awful!
Top Gun rules. You’re probably too young. ; )
ohhhhh. Oh my. Oh gawd. That hurt my heart to see Christian Bale, then followed by a couple of real, true blue douches! Lol
Great list though (aside from Bale!!! You take that back!!!!)
side note: I cannot WAIT to get started in on these. I got Abbi’s permission a little bit ago and this is gonna a ton of fun
Yay!!!!! Can’t wait to see your lists, Tom! I’m doing the nice lists this week of favorite actresses & actors. I don’t hate ALL of them… Lol 🙂
Lol. Thanks! And… I’m very sorry that I hurt your heart, Tom. But I’ve always found him annoying for some reason! ; )
You mention regarding Steven Seagal that you do not have a penis . This would explain why you state that John Travolta Best Movie: Carrie or Pulp Fiction. Every person with a penis will not have any trouble selecting one of those two and would not even consider Carrie in comparison. Very sorry but its a dumb guy thing “Carrie or Pulp Fiction? let me think”
“Best” as in “personal favorite”. I’ve been a bit lazy in elaborating lately. ; ) And Pulp Fiction is, in my opinion, overrated & not even Tarantino’s best film. I thought about ONLY listing Carrie but thought too many people would complain just like they did when I chose Emma Stone as one of my most annoying actresses. lol! Plus, I love a bit of controversy. ; )
Dont think the Emma Stone thing was me actually? You have to appreciate that men have a kind of childish compulsive attraction to certain movies, and Pulp Fiction would be way up there on the list for many guys. And yes you would have been bombarded with complaints if you had only said Carrie. If I resist the primal need to be ‘one of the guys’ then my second favourite Travolta movie would be Blow Out
Blow Out is pretty good! I did consider that one. ; )
I have be strange here and say just how much I loved John Travolta in the remake of Hairspray. His connection with Christopher Walken was brilliant, and he looked fabulous in that sequin dress (you have to see it to believe it!). When they perform the song, “(You’re) Timeless to Me”, it makes me all gooey inside 🙂
Lol. I’ve not seen it! Or the original. : )