Family Film: Cinderella (2015) & Frozen Fever Reviews


Cinderella (2015)

Directed by Kenneth Branagh

Lily James
Cate Blanchett
Richard Madden
Stellan Skarsgรฅrd
Holliday Grainger
Derek Jacobi
Ben Chaplin
Sophie McShera
Hayley Atwell
Helena Bonham Carter

Running time: 113 minutes

Plot Synopsis:
Don’t be a bitch & you might snag a prince. It helps if you’re really pretty, though.


Okay – I’m going to review family films in a slightly different way from now on so that you don’t think I’m taking them too seriously. Would I watch as many kids movies if I didn’t have a kid? Of course not! But I’d still watch some, especially from Disney/Pixar. I may be all grown-up (physically, at least) but I do still love the Disney classics & I see Pixar movies such as Toy Story & WALL-E (an all-time favorite movie of mine) as brilliant filmmaking just as worthy of recognition, not just “movies for kids”. So here are my thoughts as well as my daughter’s & husband’s thoughts on the live-action Cinderella remake (and the Frozen Fever short).


My (Mommy’s) Opinion:

I enjoyed Cinderella much more than I was expecting. I was happy that Branagh kept this very traditional instead of trying to make it more “modern” (the big, puffy blue dress is as fairytale as you can get!) & he stayed quite faithful to the 1950 Disney film. There were only a couple of changes: one involving the slipper, which I think worked better in the 1950 film & one involving the addition of Cinderella’s mother, which I really liked about this adaptation – it was great to see Cinderella’s relationship with her mother as well as with her father.

I’m not going to go much into that whole argument of “are Disney Princess movies damaging to young girls as they’ll think that all that’s important in life is being pretty & snagging a rich guy?”. Absolute bullshit. As long as you teach your kids right from wrong & reality from fantasy, they won’t be forever damaged by watching a harmless Disney film. The original Disney Princess movies are OLD (like me!) and I & other women my age grew up with them and most of us have ended up pretty well adjusted (well, I have my crazy moments but Disney certainly isn’t to blame). Let’s worry more about the boys playing Grand Theft Auto & girls thinking that The Kardashians are “reality” and that that’s the way they should live life. At least Cinderella actually worked. While singing! And making cute outfits for mice. And keeping her ass covered. And not being a superficial bitch even though she was hot. I’m going off on one of my tangents now so, my point is, CHILL. I’d love to live in a world where Disney movies were the biggest thing we had to worry about when it came to raising our kids. Some of their values may be outdated, especially when it comes to the roles of women, but they always tried to teach kids the right sort of morals & had their heart in the right place.

The unfortunate thing with this Cinderella remake is that I think they managed to make Cinderella herself have even less personality than she did in the 1950 film. I know they’re really pushing the “always be kind & brave” thing in this one so I AM glad that she stays kind-hearted & true to herself but, taking out the classic songs from the original (especially the amazing “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo“, one of My Top Ten Disney Songs), leaves this live action remake far inferior as it’s basically the same movie again but without the catchy songs. (FYI – Helena Bonham Carter does at least sing the song through the credits). Oh! And can I just point out that that big, puffy, ostentatious blue dress may get all the attention in this movie but Cinderella’s wedding dress is absolutely stunning! Wow. SPOILER if you’d like the dress to be a surprise but I have to include a picture of it:


Anything Inappropriate/Scary?:
No. As I said, I’m not one of these “this movie gives girls unrealistic expectations blah blah blah!” moms. Everyone knows this story & it stays very faithful to the original Disney film. Nothing in it will do anyone any harm (in my opinion) but my kid did loudly proclaim “That’s THREE people who died now!” toward the end so, as usual with a typical Disney movie, you may get some “death talk” with your kid but every parent has to deal with death questions from their kids anyway.


Would I Watch This If I Didn’t Have To?:
Yes. I like all the Disney classics & wanted to see how they’d handle this live adaptation. However, if it wasn’t for the Frozen Fever short before the film, I’d probably have waited to watch it at home instead of in the cinema/theater.

My Rating: 7/10


The Kid’s Opinion:

My daughter really liked this. Of course she did – she’s six. She loves Disney movies, as to be expected. However, she’s never been too overly crazy about any of the Disney Princess movies until the phenomenon that is FROZEN came along. (Her two favorite movies are Frozen and Star Wars so you can’t accuse me of just raising a Disney Princess). She currently claims to like this live-action version of Cinderella better than the original because she “liked the lizards and the golden carriage” but you know kids – she’s just saying that since it’s more recent in her mind. Trust me – the original is far superior. ๐Ÿ˜‰


Favorite Part:
The entire Fairy Godmother “transformation” scene & the bit where Cinderella first meets the prince in the forest.

Least Favorite Part:
Slight Spoiler:
“When the stepmother smashed the glass slipper.”

Overall Attention Level:
85%. She seemed very tired, though, so I think it could have been higher. However, her attention level was at 100% during the Cinderella transformation scene with the Fairy Godmother.

The Kid’s Rating: 8/10


Daddy’s Opinion:

Did Cinderella’s hair, shoulders and chest REALLY need vajazzling? It would have been more timeless without…


Frozen Fever (2015)

Directed by Chris Buck & Jennifer Lee

Kristen Bell
Idina Menzel
Jonathan Groff
Josh Gad

Running time: 7 minutes

Plot Synopsis:
Elsa overcompensates by preparing to throw Anna the best birthday party ever since she was such a cold-hearted bitch for years & didn’t even want to build a snowman with her. But she refuses to invite Hans or John Travolta.


My (Mommy’s) Opinion:

I loved Frozen Fever! It’s totally adorable plus, of course, I loved seeing how happy it made my daughter which always makes me have extra affection for something. I’m not really going to say anything more about this short, however, as I enjoyed it FAR more not knowing anything about it beforehand. Unfortunately, I think loads of pictures have been released online anyway, spoiling the short’s most adorably sneezy surprise. Avoid knowing anything about this one beforehand if you can. It’s very sweet & maintains the same sense of humor as the original film.

Anything Inappropriate/Scary?:
No. Unless you’re offended by adorable cuteness.

Would I Watch This If I Didn’t Have To?:
YES! I personally really like Frozen & wanted to see this more than I wanted to see Cinderella.

My Rating: 8/10


The Kid’s Opinion:

She’s a young girl so, duh – she absolutely loved this. Those who don’t have kids may not realize just how crazy little girls are for Frozen. It’s bizarre! They’ve latched onto Frozen in a way far beyond other girl-aimed films of recent years such as Tangled or Brave. Elsa mania is everywhere!!! And I’m okay with that – I think it’s the strongest Disney film in years & more deserving of the hysteria than a lot of other kids films for girls lately. This is just like the movie with all the favorite characters included so there’s no way that kids who love Frozen won’t love Frozen Fever.

Overall Attention Level:

The Kid’s Rating: 10/10


Daddy’s Opinion:
“What happens when she sharts?”


35 thoughts on “Family Film: Cinderella (2015) & Frozen Fever Reviews

    • Thank you! I’d been wanting to change the way I review “family films” for a while now. It’s fun getting the kid involved by asking her opinion. ๐Ÿ™‚ Oh yes – I should have mentioned that too. LOVED Blanchett’s outfits as well! Great costumes in this film. ๐Ÿ™‚

  1. Wedding dress was AMAZING. And I too was disappointed by the lack of Cinderella songs. The transformation scene was really lacking for me without the Bibbidi-Bobbidi. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    But overall did enjoy it. I love pretty much everything Cate Blanchett does, so I really enjoyed her Evil Stepmother.

    • I know – I LOVED that wedding dress! Which is very girly of me! (I’m not all that girly). Oh yes – Blanchett was very good – don’t think I mentioned her. Her outfits were amazing as well! God, I’m sounding really girly here… ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • I feel ya! I’m not usually at all girly over costumes and outfits, but when I saw that dress, I thought, “Ooohhh.” If I ever decided to do the marriage thing or the big ridiculous wedding, I’d want a dress like that. And Cate’s outfits? Holy crap. She pulled off evil elegance effortlessly in them. *swoon*

        Okay, that’s enough girly. Cinderella the live-action film needed more gruesome deaths and boobs.

      • Lol! Yeah – Cinderella should have stabbed her evil stepmother with the shards of the glass slipper!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Well, it tried to have boobs… They certainly pushed Cinderella’s up as much as humanly possible! Then in the wedding dress she was totally flat. Lol. I didn’t mind the tight pants on Robb Stark… ๐Ÿ™‚

      • LOL @ Robb Stark’s pantaloons bulge. ๐Ÿ˜€ That would make any young maiden’s chest heave, to be sure.

    • Lol! He’ll be happy that you approve. ๐Ÿ˜‰ The shart comment is actually really funny but doesn’t make much sense unless you know what happens in Frozen Fever! I hope he contributes to more of these “family film” reviews. Was more fun doing it this way. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Glad you enjoyed both of these, lady! I think we’re pretty much on the same page with Cinderella. Yaaasss that wedding dress! Beautiful! I didn’t even think to mention that in my review. As for Frozen Fever…meh. Haha. It cute, I guess. I am seriously just so OVER Frozen. Besides, Baymax > Olaf. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Also, your husband’s comments cracked me up. Clearly, you need to keep pestering him about contributing on here. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Well, yeah – Baymax is pretty cool. ๐Ÿ™‚ Lol – be glad you don’t have a young daughter or you’d have seen Frozen about 100 times by now. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’ll definitely keep doing these kid movies with the kid’s opinion – hopefully I can convince hubby to always join in too!

  3. Ah this was an entertaining read for me, and I liked the layout! Glad to see it wasn’t the worst. And can we just take a minute here for Richard Madden because hmmmmmmmm!

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