Happy February everyone! 🙂 Can you believe January is over?! Man, I hate January… Good Riddance!
I haven’t done one of these monthly “blog stats” posts in a while. I just always enjoy having a look at what posts got the most views and/or comments each month (usually not my favorite posts!). And, as always, I find the bizarre Search Terms amusing.
So first I’ll have a look at My Top Posts for January:
I’m happy that my top post by far was the one where I chose the 12 Blind Spot movies that I plan to (hopefully) watch & review throughout the year. I’m cutting back on blogging but that’s the one new project I’ve decided to attempt this year (and I’ve already watched two of them and reviewed one: An Education & Summer Wars).
I also got a scary number of hits on my very old Cast Of Labyrinth Then & Now post and my very short David Bowie tribute post. People do love a tribute post, I guess, as My Top Ten Alan Rickman Movies also got a lot of views. January was a sad month for celebrity losses. To be honest, I still can’t even really talk about Bowie without getting far more upset than I ever expected so let’s move on.
Since January is so depressing, I decided I’d go & watch that heartwarming Leonardo DiCaprio film with the big cuddly bear. I was surprised to see that my review for The Revenant got so many views. I apologize for not being able to take that review seriously! It was a very good movie and all that, but… You couldn’t drag me back for a second viewing.
There are two movies I really want to mention once more as I feel they deserve attention. I’ve already watched 14 movies in 2016 (is that excessive? well, it was January – it’s too cold to do anything else!). Anyway, of those 14 one is a new favorite while another is one of those very rare types of films that could, quite possibly, change someone’s life for the better (not mine, though – maybe if I’d seen it in any month other than cold & bleak January!!!).
The new favorite is a pretty obscure film called In Your Eyes, which did get quite a few views but not many comments as I suppose most people have never heard of it. I was therefore very happy when two bloggers gave it a watch because of my review and they both loved it too. It’s a surprisingly simple love story (rare for me – I’m not big on romance) about two people with a telepathic connection. It was written by Joss Whedon and it’s a good script with great characters and it just worked. For me, anyway… I’m now totally in love with the dude in it (Michael Stahl-David, in the above photo). *sigh*
The other movie, which isn’t high in my stats as I only just posted the review last Wednesday, is Room. I believe I told someone here that this is the type of movie that makes me wish I was a writer so I could put into words exactly how I felt about it. Well, I attempted to in my review but nothing I say could do it justice. Just…. Watch it. Please. If you’re a film lover, it’s one you need to see. I watched it last Tuesday and it’s still playing on my mind. It gives such a bizarre mixture of emotions – thinking about it now I don’t know whether to smile or burst into tears. It’s an extremely powerful film, probably more so than anything I’ve ever seen in my (many) years on this Earth.
Yikes. Let’s lighten the mood and look at My Top Search Terms for January:
Okay, pervy Googlers! Seriously – get over the girl in Odd Thomas in her panties and the girl in the short skirt in The Purge. And I’m sure all the boys DO love Mandy Lane nude scenes but you’ll find none on my blog (plus, I don’t actually remember a nude scene in that movie…).
I had no idea who the hell Ron Mlodzik was so I had to look him up. Looks like he was in David Cronenberg’s Shivers but I didn’t even mention his name in my review so I don’t know how that search led someone to my blog. Well, here you go – I think this is Ron Mlodzik?? That’s one way to clean glasses, I suppose:
I also had to look up Ken Duken to see who the heck he was. Oh – he was in the unexpectedly enjoyable Chalet Girl! I’m sorry to say I have no naked photos of him on this blog, though. It would certainly be better than nude photos of that Ron Mlodzik dude.
Finally, I’m happy that my post about the Steve Buscemi/Roger Daltrey episode of Tales From The Crypt (Forever Ambergris) got some hits as I had a lot of fun with that post.
I hope you all have a lovely February! It can’t be worse than January, right?! 🙂
You’re second in terms of your own search terms 😉 haha. That’s awesome. Cool post.
Thanks, Alex! Yeah… Who’s looking me up?! I have a stalker! (It may be me – I often look up my blog name to keep it up in my browser. Lol!)
Don’t change T9M 🙂
Lol! Not much chance of that… 😉
Good riddance to January indeed, a lovely February to you too!
Yay! January is over!! Happy February to you too. 😉
Yay! Another January over and done with! Happy February! Spring’s just around the corner.🙋🏻🌸🌺🌹💐
Hehe. YAY!!! I love Spring. ☺️🌼🌻 Happy Almost-Spring to you!!
It’s official! Today was Groundhog Day and Puxatawney Phil did NOT see his shadow which means we’ll have an early Spring! Hooray!🙋🏻💐🌹🌸🌺
Oh! I didn’t even think to look up those “results”. Lol. Yay!!! That’s good news. 🙂
I loved In Your Eyes too! I meant to read your review, but forgot. If I just read stuff as soon as people posted it then this wouldn’t keep happening…
Lol! That’s okay – I’ve fallen so damn behind on reading blogs again. 😉 Yay! Another lover of In Your Eyes! It was just such a pleasant surprise, especially as I’d never seen anyone mention it. 🙂
I think because they only did the online release it didn’t get as much exposure as it deserves. Hopefully people will continue to talk about it, though!
Those are some pretty hilarious search terms! 🙂
Hehe. I know! And scary. Internet searchers are clearly insane. And pervy. 😉
#SandraBollocks #GravityBalls #SpeedTesticles
great post! I actually love Jan (maybe b/c I was born in it).
Keep up the great work Mutant!
Thanks, Rob!! 🙂 But you’re nuts. January sucks. 😉
I love getting pervy search results on my blog. It always makes me laugh. My most consistent search phrase by far is “Radio Flyer ending” A lot of people land on my blog because of that. lol
I also loved In Your Eyes. That was a great little film.
Lol. I wonder how low my views would be if it wasn’t for all the perverts. 😉 My blog isn’t even pervy! It’s funny what odd things can end up your highest search terms. Now I want to know how Radio Flyer ends! (I think I saw it but don’t remember it). And, yay! Another person who liked In Your Eyes!! I was just so pleasantly surprised by that film. 🙂
Pervy Google is pervy!
It sure as shit is! Lol