Well, you knew this would be my top ten list for Creepy Dolls Week. I hate dolls, puppets, marionettes, ventriloquist’s dummies, and mannequins (unless there’s some Starship on the movie’s soundtrack). Evil f*^kers! All of them!!!
It was hard to decide on the order for this top ten. I’ve kind of done a combination of how much I liked the movie crossed with how creepy the dolls are. Well, don’t take the order too seriously but I’ve ranked each doll’s creepiness factor.
So here are My Top Ten Movie & TV Creepy Dolls:
10. TIE: The Twilight Zone: Episode – Living Doll (1963) & The Boy (2016)
The Doll: Talky Tina (The Twilight Zone) & Brahms (The Boy)
Doll’s Creepy Rating: Tina: 6/10, Brahms: 7/10
– I adore The Twilight Zone & this episode, starring Telly Savalas as a mean step-father, is a great one. The doll isn’t that scary but it’s a fun story. The Boy, starring The Walking Dead’s Lauren Cohan, has a story with a retro 80’s feel & I really enjoyed it even though it’s predictable. Loved the design of the porcelain doll with the “sweet” face. Not all dolls have to be ugly to be creepy.
9. Trilogy of Terror (1975): Part 3 – Amelia
The Doll: A Zuni fetish doll
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 6.5/10
– It’s been a long time since I saw this horror classic starring Karen Black but I certainly remember the “Amelia” segment, unlike the others in the trilogy. The doll was kind of more funny than scary but it’s a must-see of the killer doll subgenre.
8. The Conjuring (2013) & Annabelle (2014)
The Doll: Annabelle, in real life a Raggedy Ann doll
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 7.5/10
– I was quite harsh on Annabelle in yesterday’s review. The movie isn’t very good but the doll itself is effectively creepy while the real life story, as shown in The Conjuring, is far more scary than the made-up story in Annabelle.
7. Pin (1988)
The Doll: Pin (short for Pinocchio) – a doctor’s medical dummy
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 8.5/10
– I caught this bizarre movie on TV late one night when I was maybe about 18 or so & that creepy medical dummy has stayed on my mind ever since. Ugh! Look at it!!! From what I remember, this was actually a pretty good psychological thriller (despite some, er, Flowers In The Attic-y incestuous brother/sister stuff).
6. Dolls (1987)
The Doll(s): Various – there’s a creepy old mansion filled with loads of them
Dolls’ Creepy Rating: 7.5/10
– This cheesy 80’s horror is loads of fun (and very tame for a Stuart Gordon film). And the chick from the A-ha Take On Me comic book video is in it!
5. Magic (1978)
The Doll: Fats – a ventriloquist’s dummy controlled by Anthony Hopkins
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 8/10
– I reviewed this William Goldman written/Richard Attenborough directed film on Monday as one of my Blind Spot choices & recommend it for the great performances from Anthony Hopkins & Burgess Meredith. Good psychological character study also starring Ann-Margret.
4. Dead Of Night (1945)
The Doll: Hugo – a ventriloquist’s dummy controlled by Michael Redgrave
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 8/10
– This British horror anthology classic is most memorable for the segment involving Michael Redgrave’s ventriloquist & his dummy, which he believes is alive. Fantastic film that was ahead of its time.
3. Child’s Play (1988)
The Doll: Chucky (aka Charles Lee Ray)
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 7/10
– I always had a soft spot for the Child’s Play films (well, the first three – I’ve not watched any further). They’re bad. They’re cheesy. They’re SO Eighties (even though the second two were early Nineties. Never mind). They’re from my teen years, though, and we all like what we grew up on. I was in America & knew nothing of the banning in the U.K. & the reason why. I’ve not watched them since but I can’t leave Chucky off a “creepy dolls” list.
2. Poltergeist (1982)
The Doll: A toy clown
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 8/10
– Who doesn’t hate a creepy clown? It’s a well-known phobia, which is why there’s a current “crazy clown” phase going on in the U.S. & U.K. Poltergeist is easily the best film on this list & its clown, although only a small part of the film, has haunted us 80’s kids forever.
1. The Alfred Hitchcock Hour: Episode – Where The Woodbine Twineth (1965)
The Doll: Numa
Doll’s Creepy Rating: 4/10
The Episode’s Creepy Rating: 10/10
– This had to be my number one as it’s the one thing responsible for my fear (or, more like a deep distrust now in my old age) of dolls. As you can see, the doll itself in this story wasn’t creepy. Well, there’s a slight creep factor as ALL dolls look like they have murder on their minds but the doll in this was actually very cute and, slight spoiler… Friendly. She’s the best friend of the little girl in the story & the ending of this story scarred me for life. Seriously. The entire episode used to be on YouTube but, at the moment, I can only find a clip of the ending (watch it HERE if you’re curious but I obviously recommend seeing the entire episode if you can). I also found the whole short story, by Davis Grubb, online HERE if you’d like to read it (just remember that it was written in a very different time period). It’s funny – I can barely remember things I watched a year ago but the ending of Where The Woodbine Twineth, which I must have seen at the age of eight or so, is forever burned into my brain. I watched that clip just now, which I last saw probably 30 years ago, and I remembered it like I’d seen it yesterday. That’s the power of good storytelling.
– The Saw film series (first one 2004) (Doll: Billy The Puppet)
– Dead Silence (2007) (Doll: Billy, a ventriloquist’s dummy)
– The Fear (1995) (Doll: Morty, a wooden mannequin)
– Goosebumps (2015) (Doll: Slappy, a ventriloquist’s dummy)
– Finders Keepers (2014) (Doll: A possessed doll that may have had a name but I can’t remember & don’t want to watch the movie again because it’s BAD)
A Few Movies I’ve Not seen:
– Puppetmaster (1989) & its sequels
– Demonic Toys (1992)
– Two truly bizarre looking films I’d never heard of until I started looking up creepy doll movies and now I really want to see them! Tourist Trap (1979) & The Pit (1981). Anyone seen these??
I’ve never liked dolls. I was given a doll when I was 5 years old that was taller than me. That doll traumatized me. LOL
Lol! That sounds frightening. I hate dolls that are the same size as an actual child. Yikes! : )
Great to see Dead of Night in there. Awesome idea for a list.
Thanks, Alex! Think I was convinced to finally get off my butt & watch Dead of Night based on you mentioning it, if I remember correctly? : )
It might be. I believe i pestered you a bit about it ha. A bit cheeky as I’ve never had it on my blog 😉
If you had seen the Puppet Master, I imagine those toys would be on this list. They freaked me out as a kid. I agree with Chucky and the Poltergeist clown. I’d throw in Zeebo from Are You Afraid of the Dark too.
Yeah, I really wanted to see at least the first Puppetmaster before making this list! They do look creepy. Hmm… I don’t know Are You Afraid of the Dark, though. I’m intrigued. Will have to look up this Zeebo! : )
Nope nope nope! So creepy! Great idea for a list
Lol! Thanks, Natasha. Glad we agree that dolls are creepy as hell. : )
Like creepy clowns, dolls seem to have that element to disturb by looks alone.
Definitely! I’m not sure which I find more creepy… Probably dolls, actually. But clown dolls are the worst! : )
Cute dolls can be more scary that creepy dolls because you don’t expect it. I think that the doll used for Annabelle was changed to that really creepy porcelain doll was because the ‘actual’ Annabelle doll was just a large Raggedy Ann doll. Which isn’t scary at all.
Funny thing is, I actually had a nightmare as a kid involving Raggedy Andy so I find him (and her) creepy as hell now! ; )
Great list. And I wholeheartedly recommend the Puppetmaster flims. Some are better than others, but they’re much trash horror fun!
Thank you! Oh, I’ll still definitely watch the series at some point. I love trashy horror, especially from that time period. Just hoping they pop up on TV sometime. : )
After Child’s lay came out some mental midget from one of the entertainment shows asked Catherine Hicks if Chucky really scared her. It was asked seriously. All she could do was mumble about special effects and get out of there.
lol! I have to say, Chucky is really one of the least scary on this list. The movies are just too cheesy (but fun in their own way, for that time period). : )
Dolls are only scary when they come alive at night. Otherwise – not so bad. Great list!
Lol. Shhh! They’ll hear you!! ; )
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Spooky stuff, these dolls put the E in evil.
Very spooky! Evil things indeed. Ugh. : )
I bet the doll making business really hates horror movie for denting their profits!
There’s a couple great Tales From the Crypt episodes with creepy dolls. The Ventriloquist’s Dummy has Don Rickles and Bobcat Golthwait and there’s a later episode whose name i don’t remember with a creepy clown marionette.
Thanks – I’ll definitely look into those! I know all the episodes tend to be on YouTube. I did enjoy my Tales from the Crypt guest review I did – I’ve been meaning to watch more of them! : )
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Gosh, I’m so scared of dolls, especially those that are meant for decoration these days (like in Dolls). I used to have couple of them at my apartment and I just couldn’t deal. They were a gift but as I was afraid of them (at the age of 20, yes), I had a problem. I wanted them not to stare at me but I was too afraid to put them in a cupboard or facing out of the window or something. Now they live with my mum. 😀
I blame Chucky and this one episode of unknown tv-series where there is a doll that comes alive at nights and kills with her nails that grow really long. I’ve been trying to find the series but I can’t. I thought it would be Friday the 13th the Series (which was one of my favourites when I was a kid and caused me a lot of nightmares) but it seems like it isn’t.
Lol! I’m glad I’m not the only one who would refuse to have dolls in my house. I agree you couldn’t just stick them in a cupboard – that might anger them! 😉 I’m curious about the doll with long nails now, though. I’m determined to find that out for you now because I’m intrigued!!! It almost sounds vaguely familiar. Hmm….
Let me know if you find it!
All dolls are creepy. They give me the heeb. My step-grandmother collects them. She has a whole room full of the fuckers and I can’t even go in there.
Haha! Yeah, I had some relatives who collected them a little bit. No one with a whole room full, though. Yikes! Imagine all those glass eyes just STARING at you…. : )
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