I wrote about the godawful indie-nightmare Crystal Fairy & The Magical Cactus for the now-famous Shitfest over at Isaacs Picture Conclusions.
You can read my review HERE. Warning: Things get a little hairy…
This is a reminder that I’m hosting the Nighttime Shitfest Shitfest Social over at The IPC tonight at:
5:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME
6:00 PM U.S. EASTERN TIME
11:00 PM UK TIME
I couldn’t find an easy way to include loads of time zones – you can see a good map HERE if you’re unsure of the time difference.
We’ll be watching the above movie, Alone In The Dark, and
trashing discussing the film in the comments section as we watch it together. See full details HERE.
I hope you can join me in trashing this movie! If you can’t make that time, Eric himself will be hosting an earlier Shitfest Shitfest Social at 2:00pm US Central Time (8:00pm UK time). The movie being watched for that is Axe Giant: The Wrath Of Paul Bunyan. See full details of that HERE. 🙂
Most of you probably know by now but this dude named Eric over at The IPC runs something called Shitfest in which bloggers all take turns reviewing really bad movies then we all get to vote for the best review. You can view my entry, a “review” of Moshi Monsters: The Movie, HERE. 🙂
**NOTE: I’m going to do a mini serious review here:
I’ve been busy lately & not had time to do many reviews so I asked in this poll HERE which film I should review next. Well, Moshi Monsters: The Movie won by a landslide. I figure either some people were messing with me or else a bunch of 5-year-olds somehow ended up on my blog. 😉 So, in case the votes were for real, here’s a quick honest opinion of the movie (the Shitfest review is obviously just for fun – don’t read it if you’re five! It’s very rude & swear-y):
This is NOT a good movie. As an adult, you’ll hate it. This isn’t a Pixar film – it was made ONLY for kids under the age of 7 or so. You’ll be bored out of your mind if you’re older than that. However, your young kids will love it if they’re already a fan of Moshi Monsters (but probably not if they aren’t – I think they’d need to know the characters a little in the first place). There’s nothing wrong with the film and certainly nothing inappropriate. It’s just… stupid. There’s not really a better word for it. So, if you voted for me to review this movie because you have a kid who likes Moshi Monsters, I can tell you that they WILL like this movie and I can at least say that there’s nothing you’d have to worry about your kids seeing in this – it’s aimed at a very young age group. Just balance it out with a Pixar movie as well so that their brains don’t rot. To be fair, it’s a lot better than all those Barbie movies! 🙂
**Stay tuned tomorrow for another IMDB guest review from Mr IPC himself!
Who’d like to watch a (SHITTY!) movie with me? For real? Well… On the 11th of July you can watch the fabulous Alone In The Dark with me and a bunch of other brave souls over at The IPC for his Shitfest Social. And I’ll be the host! 🙂
Click HERE for the full details of date, time & place. Let us know if you can join in! There’s also another crappy movie being watched earlier that day so hopefully everyone will be able to join in on one of them. We’ll have great fun trashing this (apparently horrible) movie!
Well, I’ve gone and forced myself to watch another godawful movie for Shitfest 2014: Winter over at my good friend Eric’s blog Isaacs Picture Conclusions. Shitfest is always loads of fun so it’s worth a couple of hours of pain in order to take part. I first tortured myself with The Hottie & The Nottie for Shitfest 2013: Fall. This time I’ve chosen Children Of The Living Dead. You can read my “review” HERE. Thanks again for letting me join in, Eric! 🙂