The Family Plan, Vesper, Theater Camp & May December Movie Reviews

Hi All! Four more quickies today, mostly from 2023…

The Family Plan (2023) – This was better than expected. Still a pretty standard “family member is actually a trained killer!” comedy but it felt a tiny bit different, mainly in that it took the story slightly more seriously. It won’t change the world but it was an enjoyable afternoon watch & that baby was absolutely adorable. – 6.5/10

Vesper (2022) – Always a big fan of post-apocalyptic/dystopian sci-fi so glad I finally got around to watching this. Didn’t love it like I was hoping but I thought the film looked impressive for what I assume wasn’t a huge budget. The story was okay but the characters felt underdeveloped & I wish I’d cared more about them. Worth a watch for sci-fi fans but not one I’d re-visit. – 6/10

Theater Camp (2023) – This was a fun mockumentary, which I usually enjoy (nothing beats This Is Spinal Tap in this genre). This had funny moments but I think they were wasted on me as I couldn’t relate to any of this film whatsoever. Think it must help to be a theater/drama kid, which is the exact opposite of my introvert personality. Not a bad film, though, and probably hilarious to those who can relate. – 6/10

May December (2023) – An odd film. Not sure what its point was? Did it have one? It certainly didn’t explore its complicated, icky story or try to make us understand these characters. Moore & Portman were reliable as always, but… Meh. – 6/10

Here’s that cute baby from The Family Plan…

Leave The World Behind, The Covenant & Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. Movie Reviews

Ho ho ho! Hope you all had a good Christmas! Mine was bloody awful. Here are three 2023 releases I watched…

Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret. (2023) – Good & realistic coming of age film. Always a fan of this subgenre. Abby Ryder Fortson, Rachel McAdams & Kathy Bates were all great & a believable, loving family. The only unbelievable part was girls wanting to get their periods? Seriously?! They call it The Curse for a reason! Overall, though, I didn’t relate to this one as much as Kelly Fremon Craig’s The Edge Of Seventeen, which I preferred.

Guess I could add this to my list of My Top Ten Period Dramas… – 7/10

The Covenant (2023) – Not my usual type of thing but this was very good. Great story & characters you actually care about. Really picked up in the second half of the film. A lot of tense action & strong performances from Jake Gyllenhaal & Dar Salim. They worked so well together. Definitely worth a watch if you love a good war movie. – 7/10

Leave The World Behind (2023) – My expectations were low when I saw this was from the guy who did the extremely underwhelming Comet film but this sounded intriguing. It’s better, mainly thanks to its strange score & eerie mood plus the actors all did well. I appreciated its atmosphere but the story went nowhere & I was a bit “What was the point?” at the end. Liked the Friends-loving daughter, though. I’d probably watch my favorite film as the world ended tbh. – 6.5/10


Looks like a scene from Bambi’s Revenge. I’d totally watch that movie…

You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah, Quiz Lady & She Came To Me Movie Reviews

Hi All! Nearly Christmas! I better try to catch up on reviews. Here are three “perfectly fine” 2023 movies that I watched last month…

You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah (2023)

Directed by Sammi Cohen

Based on You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah by Fiona Rosenbloom

Starring: Idina Menzel, Jackie Sandler, Adam Sandler, Sadie Sandler, Sunny Sandler, Samantha Lorraine, Dylan Hoffman, Sarah Sherman, Dan Bulla, Ido Mosseri, Jackie Hoffman, Luis Guzmán

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
It tells the story of two best friends whose bat mitzvah plans go awry as they fight for the attention of the same popular boy.

My Opinion:

First of all: I’m not an Adam Sandler hater so I was happy to check out his daughter’s film. Thought this was a fun film that captured how traumatising & awkward those coming of age years can be. And, sorry, but that “might have to sleep in the bathtub” line was funny. Also, Rabbi Rebecca rules. Oh! And I appreciated the older sister always watching horror movies.

My Rating: 7/10

Quiz Lady (2023)

Directed by Jessica Yu

Starring: Awkwafina, Sandra Oh, Jason Schwartzman, Holland Taylor, Tony Hale, Jon “Dumbfoundead” Park, Will Ferrell

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A game-show-obsessed woman and her estranged sister work together to help cover their mother’s gambling debts.

My Opinion:

A fun but somewhat forgettable film. Awkwafina & Sandra Oh were both likeable & funny. The “I’m high on drugs” scene used so often in comedies was a good one here (can I have some of that first stuff? those clouds were adorable!). Liked the end. A worthwhile one-time watch.

My Rating: 6.5/10

She Came To Me (2023)

Directed & Written by Rebecca Miller

Starring: Peter Dinklage, Marisa Tomei, Joanna Kulig, Brian d’Arcy James, Anne Hathaway

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A composer who suffers writer’s block rediscovers his passion after an adventurous one-night stand.

My Opinion:

This was an odd one but I kind of liked it, mainly because I really like Peter Dinklage & Marisa Tomei. They were great as always. There are a few stories going on here & you’ll honestly never guess where any of them are going or what Tomei’s character does for a living. A pleasant “Sunday afternoon” kind of movie worth a watch if you like its charismatic stars.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Flora And Son, Fingernails & The Little Mermaid (2023 Reviews)

Three “meh” 2023 movie releases today…

Flora And Son (2023)

Directed & Written by John Carney

Starring: Eve Hewson, Jack Reynor, Orén Kinlan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A single mom at war with her son is trying to find a hobby for him. One day, she rescues a guitar from a dumpster.

My Opinion:

Disappointed to find out this is Sing Street without the really catchy songs & without very likeable characters. Didn’t care that much about selfish Flora or her delinquent son. Might not help that I’m not a big fan of bland guitar ballads. Meh. Maybe I was just in a bad mood. I like the poster, though. And I still love Sing Street.

FYI – Flora will let you come on her face & let it run down her neck. Or something like that. A film for the whole family!

FYI Again – Think she’s Bono’s daughter.

My Rating: 6/10

Fingernails (2023)

Directed by Christos Nikou

Starring: Jessie Buckley, Riz Ahmed, Jeremy Allen White, Luke Wilson

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film follows a woman who starts working at an institute that tests whether the love between two people in a couple is real.

My Opinion:

Liked the concept but the story’s execution was boring & the characters were extremely dull. How do films with great ideas manage to be boring? Are they trying too hard to appear worthy? Oh well. Maybe watch if you like the (wasted in this) actors or idea. The film TiMER has a similar idea without big names but with a better story, so maybe watch that instead. But neither film explores this idea in-depth.

My Rating: 6/10

The Little Mermaid (2023)

Directed by Rob Marshall

Based on Disney’s The Little Mermaid by Ron Clements & John Musker & “The Little Mermaid” by Hans Christian Andersen

Starring: Halle Bailey, Jonah Hauer-King, Daveed Diggs, Awkwafina, Jacob Tremblay, Noma Dumezweni, Art Malik, Javier Bardem, Melissa McCarthy

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The plot follows the mermaid princess Ariel, who is fascinated with the human world; after saving Prince Eric from a shipwreck, she makes a deal with the sea witch Ursula to walk on land.

My Opinion:

Not the worst of the completely unnecessary live-action Disney remakes, I guess. But The Little Mermaid isn’t a huge favorite, so I was going to be slightly less annoyed than I was by live-action Beauty And The Beast (man I hate that one). The cast were all perfectly fine. Meh. I’ll only ever rewatch the animated films. Those are the only ones I (and most people) truly love.

My Rating: 5.5/10

Pearl (2022) & The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) Reviews

Two horror movies today that I didn’t love but everyone else seemed to (well, they loved the first one at least).

Pearl (2022)

Directed by Ti West

Written by Ti West & Mia Goth

Starring: Mia Goth, David Corenswet, Tandi Wright, Matthew Sunderland, Emma Jenkins-Purro, Alistair Sewell

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
A prequel to X (2022) and the second installment in the X film series, it serves as an origin story for the title villain, whose fervent aspiration to become a movie star led her to committing violent acts on her family’s Texas homestead in 1918.

My Opinion:

Hmm. Mixed feelings on this. Well, I know I didn’t like it. But I found it interesting & I always prefer interesting to boring! So I do appreciate that. But I also thought it was kind of terrible & I’m not as into “Mia Goth is being wacky again” as everyone else seems to be. At least it wasn’t as boring as X, I guess. Hell, I can’t even remember what happened in X but I know I’ll remember Pearl.

One thing I did like was how bright & colorful this movie was. I’m getting a bit sick of horror movies thinking they need to be dark as hell to set the mood or whatever but then you can’t see a damn thing that’s happening. I was a bit thrown out of the story, though, as it never once felt like it was actually 1918. I really liked the character of the sister-in-law for some reason & the woman playing the mother was good (as was the father despite having no lines – I really felt absolutely heartbroken for him!).

But Pearl just annoyed me. I mean, I know she’s a sociopath and all that, but… I just didn’t “enjoy” the craziness in this one. I love crazy characters like Piper Laurie in Carrie & Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction & Kathy Bates in Misery. Who doesn’t like a good movie psychopath?? So not actually sure what it is about Pearl that rubbed me up the wrong way. I thought maybe it was because, despite there actually being something there that could almost make you feel a tiny bit sorry for her, they decided to just make her a complete & total psychopath. But there are plenty of favorite movie characters who are like that as well. I think maybe I was just too affected by the treatment of the father. It could be that. I don’t know. Also, as I said, I think I’m just not a Mia Goth fan. Yes, she’s clearly having loads of fun in this role & she gives it her all. And the end credits were a good idea – I thought that worked well. But I think we’re beyond being shocked by anything she might do. When it came to the scarecrow fucking I was just “Yep, seems par for the course”.

I don’t know. It’s an interesting film, yes. But does that make it a good film? Extra points for originality, for sure. I don’t know why but I always watch Ti West’s films even though I’ve never loved one. So there must be something I’m finding intriguing about them? I may be in the minority in liking some of his older stuff more than X & Pearl (The House Of The Devil is still my favorite & I quite liked The Innkeepers, although I wouldn’t personally call them “good” films either). I know I’ll watch whatever else he makes, including the final one in this series, but I think it’s very likely I’ll feel exactly the same way once again: Disappointed & wishing I could love his movies as much as other bloggers seem to.

My Rating: 6.5/10

The Pope’s Exorcist (2023)

Directed by Julius Avery

Based on An Exorcist Tells His Story and An Exorcist: More Stories by Father Gabriele Amorth

Starring: Russell Crowe, Daniel Zovatto, Alex Essoe, Franco Nero

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Follow Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican’s leading exorcist, as he investigates the possession of a child and uncovers a conspiracy the Vatican has tried to keep secret.

My Opinion:

This was a weird one. Russell Crowe was great! The movie was not. Never exactly been a Crowe fan but in recent movies I’ve found him very impressive & with a presence that really elevated mediocre films. Despite this being a bad example of the many exorcism films, I’d totally watch a series of them with Crowe as this character in the hope that one of them would be good.

I think the issue is that this one became so ridiculous at the end that it was laughable. It didn’t work. You had Crowe acting his ass off while this turned into schlocky horror. The character development of the family was atrocious, too – we didn’t get to know them at all before the possession. And “demon voice coming out of kid’s mouth” is hard to get right as that’s often going to look cheesy. This movie didn’t get that right. Very disappointing after a strong opening scene. That was a better exorcism! I did like all the underground stuff & some of that was nice & creepy (until it turned ridiculous). I think this could’ve been great if they’d taken a more serious approach to this subject instead of turning it into schlocky horror, as Crowe was so good in this role. 

I actually do want them to make these a series, like with The Conjuring films. Maybe they can get it right next time!

My Rating: 6/10

Deadly Blessing (1981) & Carrie (1976) Reviews

Two horrors involving religious nuttiness today. One absolute classic film and one mediocre film from a popular horror director.

Carrie (1976)

Directed by Brian De Palma

Based on Carrie by Stephen King

Starring: Sissy Spacek, Amy Irving, Betty Buckley, Nancy Allen, William Katt, John Travolta, P.J. Soles, Piper Laurie

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Carrie White, a shy, friendless teenage girl who is sheltered by her domineering, religious mother, unleashes her telekinetic powers after being humiliated by her classmates at her senior prom.

My Opinion:

My only horror rewatch this month. Still an all-time favorite with my #1 crazy lady in a movie & my #1 period drama & one of my top Stephen King films. Also one of THE most ‘70s-looking films EVER (love that) with way more full frontal nudity than I remembered (thanks, censored American TV). Scariest part is that Margaret White now doesn’t feel like a far-fetched character. We’re going backwards.

This is one of very few King books that I’ve actually not read… (I want to! I will eventually)

My Rating: 8/10

Deadly Blessing (1981)

Directed by Wes Craven

Starring: Maren Jensen, Lisa Hartman, Sharon Stone, Susan Buckner, Jeff East, Lois Nettleton, Ernest Borgnine, Michael Berryman

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
After her husband dies under mysterious circumstances, a widow becomes increasingly paranoid of the neighboring religious community that may have diabolical plans for her.

My Opinion:

Big fan of Wes Craven’s Elm Street, Scream is great & I like some of his not-so-great films (Deadly Friend!). Was curious about this as I always like some good ‘ol Satanic horror. It isn’t great but not his worst? Story was okay (I didn’t guess the ending!), the acting wasn’t awful & I was happy to see Michael Berryman. The very end is a bit dodgy but overall an okay 1981 horror with some well known faces (Sharon Stone, Ernest Borgnine).

Oh, and there’s a bathtub scene here which clearly inspired what Craven later did in A Nightmare On Elm Street.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Totally Killer (2023) & M3gan (2022) Reviews

Two 2023 (U.K.) horror releases today. One a pleasant surprise & one a bit of a disappointment.

Totally Killer (2023)

Directed by Nahnatchka Khan

Starring: Kiernan Shipka, Olivia Holt, Julie Bowen

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The story follows Jamie (Shipka) who, after her mother is murdered by the same Sweet 16 Killer who went on a murder spree 35 years earlier, travels back in time to 1987, where she pairs up with her mother to catch the killer during his original spree and return to her timeline before she is trapped in the past forever.

My Opinion:

This was really good fun! A combination of the Happy Death Day films (I prefer Totally Killer) & The Final Girls (which was a better slasher, but I found Totally Killer more funny – loved its humor). But of course I’m going to be a sucker for anything set in my ‘80s teen years. I’ll never get sick of “teen girl travels in time either to or from the ‘80s” movies. A killer soundtrack too, of course. Thumbs up!

I’ll add a few images from this one…

My Rating: 7.5/10

M3gan (2022)

Directed by Gerard Johnstone

Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Ronny Chieng, Jenna Davis, Amie Donald

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
Its plot follows an artificially intelligent doll, who develops self-awareness and becomes hostile toward anyone who comes between her and her human companion.

My Opinion:

This was even worse than I was expecting but I can’t hate it since I always love a creepy doll or killer robot movie. Predictable every step of the way & that dance was dumb as hell but, who cares, it was a bit of fun. Made me appreciate the 2019 Child’s Play more, though, as that did a better job with the high tech killer doll thing & was more enjoyable. It also took way too long for anything to happen in M3gan.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Evil Dead (2013) & Evil Dead Rise (2023) Reviews

Happy Almost-Halloween-Week! I’ve watched nothing but horror movies all month, so I’ll try to post reviews before Halloween. Here are the first two that I watched in October.

Evil Dead (2013)

Directed by Fede Álvarez

Based on The Evil Dead by Sam Raimi

Starring: Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, Elizabeth Blackmore

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The story follows a group of five people under attack by deadites in a remote cabin in the woods.

My Opinion:

As a lover of ‘70s & ‘80s horror, I’m in the minority in not loving the Evil Dead films. This was decent for yet another horror reboot etc but, as always, it felt pointless. What’s the point of a humorless & inferior copy? Oh well. Better than most reboots but I’d rather rewatch the original to see if my opinion changes as I do appreciate how unique & much more entertaining it was than this (admittedly not-too-bad) copy.

My Rating: 6/10

Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Directed & Written by Lee Cronin

Based on Characters by Sam Raimi

Starring: Lily Sullivan, Alyssa Sutherland, Morgan Davies, Gabrielle Echols, Nell Fisher

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film stars Lily Sullivan and Alyssa Sutherland as two estranged sisters trying to survive and save their family from deadites.

My Opinion:

As I just said in my review of 2013’s Evil Dead, I don’t love the original Evil Dead films despite loving that era of horror & the 2013 film wasn’t awful but felt pointless. I kind of enjoyed this one! Slow at first but I liked that batshit crazy, body horror ending. Silly but fun, more like the original films without just being an inferior copy. This one felt like something a little bit different. I far prefer that.

I don’t think it’s a great film overall as it didn’t really grab me until the end & I still can’t say I’m much of an Evil Dead fan. The original three films are still certainly the best & I appreciate how unique they are. But at least Evil Dead Rise didn’t feel like a waste of time like the 2013 film & I had a lot more fun than I did with that one. I also thought the characters were pretty decent in this one (as far as horror movie characters go). Really liked the focus being on a loving mother and her children & the sister was a strong character.

Do feel like this movie will fade from my memory but that great  Color Out Of Spaceiness ending won’t.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Living In Oblivion (1995), Next Exit (2022) & Pleasure (2021) Reviews

Almost caught up on posting September’s reviews! Four more to go after this. Here are three perfectly fine but somewhat forgettable movies I watched in September…

Living In Oblivion (1995)

Directed & Written by Tom DiCillo

Starring: Steve Buscemi, Catherine Keener, Dermot Mulroney, Peter Dinklage, Danielle von Zerneck, James LeGros

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
This ultimate tribute to all independent filmmakers takes place during one day on the set of a non-budget movie.

My Opinion:

Watched this as I adore Steve Buscemi (also because I had a glorious month of Mubi for £1 – saw lots of new favorites). This was fine. Was fun seeing behind the scenes of a low budget movie shoot plus Buscemi was a joy to watch as always. Catherine Keener was also very good. Worth a watch for its stars but the film itself may be a bit forgettable.

My Rating: 7/10

Next Exit (2022)

Directed & Written by Mali Elfman

Starring: Katie Parker, Rahul Kohli, Rose McIver, Karen Gillan, Tongayi Chirisa, Diva Zappa

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Two unhappy strangers find themselves on a road trip across the U.S. to partake in a scientist’s radical experiment with the afterlife in Mali Elfman’s poignant sci-fi debut.

My Opinion:

Loved the concept for this film – I’ll always watch a movie if I’m intrigued by its idea. Really liked Rahul Kohli‘s character – was nice seeing him again after Midnight Mass. Katie Parker‘s character was much harder to like, which I always struggle with in movies. I want to feel I have someone to root for. The actors did well but the story could have done so much more with this concept. A bit disappointing.

And there’s obviously a connection to Mike Flanagan here that I’m too lazy to look into…

My Rating: 6.5/10

Pleasure (2021)

Directed by Ninja Thyberg

Based on Pleasure by Ninja Thyberg

Starring: Sofia Kappel, Revika Anne Reustle, Evelyn Claire, Chris Cock, Dana DeArmond, Kendra Spade, Jason Toler, Mark Spiegler, Lance Hart, John Strong, Aiden Starr, Axel Braun

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film is about a young woman from a small Swedish town who moves to Los Angeles to become a porn star.

My Opinion:

A very good & brave performance from Sofia Kappel in this. Certainly not an easy watch as it highlights some of the horrifying treatment of women in the porn industry. Although I can’t relate to that, as a woman I can of course say that none of the horrifying treatment in this was at all surprising. We see it daily in our own lives & in the news. Not a film I’ll ever watch again.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Antichrist (2009), High Life (2018) & How To Get Ahead In Advertising (1989) Reviews

Three kind of fucked-up films today…

Antichrist (2009)

Directed & Written by Lars von Trier

Starring: Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
It tells the story of a couple who, after the accidental death of their son, retreat to a cabin in the woods where the man experiences strange visions and the woman manifests increasingly violent sexual behavior and sadomasochism.

My Opinion:

I’m not sure I’m a Lars von Trier fan but I’ve watched quite a few of his films as I find them interesting. Like some, hate some, but never forget them. Didn’t see the point of this. The opening & dreamlike sequences were good but the end felt like nothing more than shock value. But I still prefer a memorable film to a boring one. I guess. Maybe with less mutilation…

My Rating: 6.5/10

High Life (2018)

Directed by Claire Denis

Starring: Robert Pattinson, Juliette Binoche, André Benjamin, Mia Goth, Agata Buzek, Lars Eidinger, Claire Tran, Ewan Mitchell, Gloria Obianyo, Victor Banerjee, Scarlette Lindsey, Jessie Ross

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film focuses on a group of criminals sent on a space mission toward a black hole while taking part in scientific experiments.

My Opinion:

The baby was adorable. Everyone else was an asshole. I do love “people stranded in space” movies, because that’s terrifying. This started out pretty good when it was just Pattinson & the baby – it captured their isolation pretty well. Then, meh. I didn’t hate this but didn’t see the point? Just to see a fuck box or whatever they called it? And, seriously, why are people always so horny in movies??

My Rating: 6.5/10

How To Get Ahead In Advertising (1988)

Directed & Written by Bruce Robinson

Starring: Richard E. Grant, Rachel Ward, Richard Wilson

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A cynical advertising exec has a block at work leading to a meltdown. He’s hilariously out of control. Getting a big, talking boil on his shoulder doesn’t help.

My Opinion:

Always wanted to see this because I knew Richard E. Grant had a talking boil on his neck & that fucked-up body horror shit like Basket Case is right up my alley. The talking boil stuff was fun but the rest of this film is kind of a mess. And I apparently missed Sean Bean. Nice seeing Rachel Ward as I’m a big fan of The Thorn Birds (which is so NOT my type of thing usually). I’ll give it an extra half star for the boil.

My Rating: 6/10

Linoleum (2022), The Artifice Girl (2022) & Possessor (2020) Reviews

A couple of good & I think slightly obscure sci-fi films here. And one not-as-good sci-fi body horror.

Linoleum (2022)

Directed & Written by Colin West

Starring: Jim Gaffigan, Rhea Seehorn, Katelyn Nacon, Gabriel Rush, Michael Ian Black, Tony Shalhoub

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
When the host of a failing children’s science show endeavors to achieve his childhood dream of becoming an astronaut by constructing a rocket ship in his garage, a series of bizarre events occur that cause him to question his own reality.

My Opinion:

Ever watch a film & not pay attention & then the end punches you in the gut & you’re like “Damn, what an ending! I should’ve paid attention”? This film. Damn. What an ending. Can see why it’s compared to Donnie Darko & I’d add Predestination & maybe even Brigsby Bear, though not as good as those. Wish it had grabbed me earlier on but will be great to rewatch with knowledge of the end.

My Rating: 7.5/10

The Artifice Girl (2022)

Directed & Written by Franklin Ritch

Starring: Tatum Matthews, Lance Henriksen, Sinda Nichols, David Girard, Franklin Ritch

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A team of special agents discovers a revolutionary new computer program to bait and trap online predators. After teaming up with the program’s troubled developer, they soon find that the AI is rapidly advancing beyond its original purpose.

My Opinion:

Love when intriguing “smart sci-fi” discreetly appears on services. This one has a great concept & explores some deep ideas when it comes to Artificial Intelligence and its ramifications that, admittedly, have been explored in many films. But there are some fresh ideas here that make it worth watching if you’re a fan of this genre. Starts better than it ends but was still a rewarding watch.

My Rating: 7/10

Possessor (2020)

Directed & Written by Brandon Cronenberg

Starring: Andrea Riseborough, Christopher Abbott, Rossif Sutherland, Tuppence Middleton, Sean Bean, Jennifer Jason Leigh

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
Riseborough portrays an assassin who performs her assignments through possessing the bodies of other individuals, but finds herself fighting to control the body of her current host (Abbott).

My Opinion:

Been desperate to see this as I’m a fan of David Cronenberg’s body horror (I ranked his films here) so wanted to check out his son’s work & I liked the look of that freaky melty face on the cover. Well, freaky melty face is the best thing about this. I was very disappointed overall. And, yeah, I expected violence but bloody hell. Stabby stabby stab stab. Holy shit. Bit too much for me. I’ll stick to his father’s good old fashioned, fake looking, wounds that look like genitals, parasites into orifices, watermelon head exploding body horror. 

Okay, I didn’t actually hate this. I just didn’t like it as much as I was hoping. I’ll probably still check out his other work. But the story in this wasn’t anything we haven’t seen done much better in other sci-fi films & the excessive violence seemed pointless. But the ending wasn’t too bad. And I admit I’m liking Andrea Riseborough‘s choices in roles (big fan of Mandy). Plus I always love seeing Jennifer Jason Leigh. So it was still worth a watch. I’ll just lower my expectations before I watch his other films. Probably very hard to be compared to his father all the time, too, but that’s going to happen when sticking to the same sort of genre.

My Rating: 6.5/10

The Big Boss, The Way Of The Dragon, Game Of Death & Game Of Death II Movie Reviews

Been wanting to see more Bruce Lee films since watching & loving Enter The Dragon. I later saw Fist Of Fury, which I liked, but none of the others were on any services. Until now. So I binged the below four in July… 🙂

I’ll review them in the order I watched them…

The Way Of The Dragon (1972) (Chinese: 猛龍過江)

Directed & Written by Bruce Lee

Starring: Bruce Lee, Nora Miao, Paul Wei, Huang Chung-hsin, Tony Liu, Unicorn Chan, Chuck Norris, Malisa Longo, Robert Wall, Hwang In-shik, Jon T. Benn

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A man visits his relatives at their restaurant in Italy and has to help them defend against brutal gangsters harassing them.

My Opinion:

This was fun but so cheesy. Certainly not up to the standards of Enter The Dragon or Fist Of Fury. Guess it’s rated highly because people were excited by the fact that Chuck Norris is in it at the end. Yes, it was cool seeing Lee & Norris together. Kind of like De Niro & Pacino in Heat!

The movie was a bit underwhelming up until that part, though. Not enough fighting overall. And not enough blood! The one I watched after this had blood flying all over the place, which I quite frankly want from this type of movie. Squirt! And what was with the random naked woman? And why did Bruce Lee keep needing to go to the bathroom all the time?? Cheesy movie but that’s okay – I love ‘70s cheese. I still enjoyed this.

My Rating: 7/10

The Big Boss (1971) (Chinese: 唐山大兄)

Directed by Lo Wei & Wu Chia Hsiang

Starring: Bruce Lee, Maria Yi, James Tien, Han Ying-chieh

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A young man sworn to an oath of non-violence works with his cousins in an ice factory where they mysteriously begin to disappear.

My Opinion:

Okay, the version I saw of this had bits of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side Of The Moon playing throughout it, which was weird but kind of cool. I watched this just after The Way Of The Dragon. I preferred this one, which wasn’t as cheesy. It had a more serious story & loads of fighting & lots of squirty blood. Squirt squirt! Bit depressing, though, what with all the murdering going on. So many evil henchmen in all these Bruce Lee films…

My Rating: 7/10

Game Of Death (1978) (Chinese: 死亡的遊戲)

Directed by Robert Clouse & Bruce Lee & Sammo Hung

Starring: Bruce Lee, Gig Young, Dean Jagger, Colleen Camp, Kim Tai-jong, Yuen Biao, Robert Wall, Hugh O’Brian, Dan Inosanto, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Mel Novak, Sammo Hung, Ji Han-jae, Casanova Wong

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A martial arts movie star must fake his death to find the people who are trying to kill him.

My Opinion:

This was a cobbled together nightmare. Which is understandable, of course, as they had to finish it after Lee’s death. Well, they didn’t HAVE to but I suppose they needed to make money. It feels so exploitative. But, damn, once it got to the end and it used the actual footage Lee filmed, it was pretty f*^king awesome.

The story cobbled together before Lee’s bit, involving a faked death & mafia bosses or some shit, was pretty pathetic. But the end involves Lee’s original idea of him having to ascend a five-story pagoda where he has to defeat different martial artists on each level. That was great! What a brilliant idea. Is that where The Raid got that idea?! Had no clue it was Lee who had inspired so many movies & video games with that concept.

And, of course, this is the film with the iconic yellow jumpsuit so I had to see it just for that. I loved all that actual Bruce Lee footage at the end of this film, especially his fight with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Absolutely fantastic. So I have to give this movie two ratings: one for the overall film & one for Lee’s footage, which I thoroughly enjoyed. Up until the end, the movie is pretty bloody awful and it’s also sad as hell to see the way they inserted shots of Lee from previous films of his. So distracting & feels disrespectful.

My Rating: 6.5/10 (Overall film – I like the Colleen Camp Wayne’s World connection) & 8/10 (Bruce Lee’s footage)

Game Of Death II (1981) (Chinese: 死亡塔)

Directed by Ng See-yuen

Starring: Bruce Lee (not really), Tong Lung, Huong Cheng Li, Roy Chiao, To Wai Wo, Hoi Sang Lee

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
After Billy Lo is killed while seeking the murderers of his friend, his brother Bobby goes all out to bring the perpetrators to justice.

My Opinion:

Using old footage of Bruce Lee to make this film years after his death felt weird & icky. It got better when they stopped using old footage to try to insert Lee into this movie & instead moved onto focusing on a different character.


*Cute Monkey*

Overall, it’s a better story than what they cobbled together for the start of Game Of Death (which appears to be in no way related to Game Of Death II other than the same character name). This one has better sets, a funky score, the fights are fun & there’s a cute monkey. But it’s not a Bruce Lee film. While this one feels like a stronger film overall, the final part of the first Game Of Death with Bruce Lee’s footage is so much better than anything from this weird “sequel”.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Nimona, They Cloned Tyrone & Ghosted Movie Reviews

Reviews for three “meh” 2023 releases (well, one was slightly better than “meh” & one was pretty terrible). I’ll try to post reviews for three 2023 movies that I really liked tomorrow (if I get the time to write a review for Barbie today…).

Nimona (2023)

Directed by Nick Bruno & Troy Quane

Based on Nimona by ND Stevenson

Starring: Chloë Grace Moretz, Riz Ahmed

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
When a knight in a futuristic medieval world is framed for a crime he didn’t commit, the only one who can help him prove his innocence is Nimona — a mischievous teen who happens to be a shapeshifting creature he’s sworn to destroy.

My Opinion:

This was decent. Wish I loved it but think I just found the girl too annoying. I wasn’t really feeling much for the characters until the end, when we get the full story. And that story was really good & I appreciated the theme of not being accepted so that made the film go up in my estimation quite a bit at that point. I just wish we’d had more of that sort of emotion earlier on.

My Rating: 7/10

They Cloned Tyrone (2023)

Directed by Juel Taylor

Starring: John Boyega, Teyonah Parris, Jamie Foxx

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film stars John Boyega, Teyonah Parris and Jamie Foxx (who also serves as a producer) as an unlikely trio uncovering a government cloning conspiracy.

My Opinion:

I adore a weird sci-fi mystery so was looking forward to this. It has some great elements: Amazing soundtrack (hubby really loved that), the look, and the overall idea. But it did a terrible job telling the story. I’m not the brightest sometimes but it’s bad when I have to read the plot online throughout the entire film. Had potential but feels too much like it wants to be a Jordan Peele film.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Ghosted (2023)

Directed by Dexter Fletcher

Starring: Chris Evans, Ana de Armas

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Cole falls head over heels for enigmatic Sadie, but then makes the shocking discovery that she’s a secret agent. Before they can decide on a second date, Cole and Sadie are swept away on an international adventure to save the world.

My Opinion:

Another straight-to-streaming dud with big name stars. A dull movie with attractive people who have zero chemistry. It needed to be half an hour shorter. I’ll give it an extra half a star for the ridiculous spinning restaurant stuff. They should have just made the entire movie that dumb. It’s all that I’ll remember a year from now. Oh, and the distracting cameos too I guess.

My Rating: 5.5/10

Broker, Watcher, The Greatest Beer Run Ever & Juno Movie Reviews

Three 2022 films today & a rewatch from 2007…

Broker (2022) (Korean: 브로커)

Directed & Written by Hirokazu Kore-eda

Starring: Song Kang-ho, Gang Dong-won, Bae Doona, Lee Ji-eun, Lee Joo-young

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film revolves around characters associated with baby boxes, which allow infants to be dropped off anonymously to be cared for by others.

My Opinion:

Liked Hirokazu Kore-eda‘s Shoplifters but feel the same about both. Both are good but didn’t have the emotional impact I was expecting and I didn’t fully buy into the characters. Not sure why. But I enjoyed seeing Song Kang-ho again, the baby was adorable, and it’s still a better film than the majority of current English language films. Certainly worth a watch.

My Rating: 7/10

Watcher (2022)

Directed by Chloe Okuno

Starring: Maika Monroe, Karl Glusman, Burn Gorman

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A young American woman moves with her husband to Bucharest, and begins to suspect that a stranger who watches her from the apartment building across the street may be a local serial killer decapitating women.

My Opinion:

This was decent. I thought Maika Monroe would be a bigger star by now. This had a nice, tense atmosphere that I appreciated but I can see some not liking this as it’s another “slow burn” thriller where absolutely nothing happens until the final act. The tension worked for me, though, so was worth a watch but it’s not one I’d feel the need to ever watch again.

My Rating: 7/10

The Greatest Beer Run Ever (2022)

Directed by Peter Farrelly

Based on The Greatest Beer Run Ever by John “Chickie” Donohue & Joanna Molloy

Starring: Zac Efron & Russell Crowe

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film stars Zac Efron and Russell Crowe, and follows the true story of Donohue, who as a young veteran sneaks into the Vietnam War to deliver some beer to his friends, who are serving their duty.

My Opinion:

This is certainly an odd & interesting true story but maybe Zac Efron was the wrong choice to play this role. Russell Crowe really outshines Efron when he appears. The movie picks up a lot at the end with Crowe’s presence – the rest of the movie needed that sort of energy. Not a bad film but I feel like a better one could’ve been made from this outrageous story.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Juno (2007)

Directed by Jason Reitman

Written by Diablo Cody

Starring: Elliot Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Allison Janney, J. K. Simmons

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
Page stars as the title character, an independent-minded teenager confronting her unplanned pregnancy and the subsequent events that put pressures of adult life onto her.

My Opinion:

Felt like rewatching this one that I liked a lot when it came out. Still really enjoyed it but the “Check me out, I’m SO quirky & indie!” soundtrack got on my nerves a bit this time. Still think it’s a well-written film with a great performance from Page, though. Janney, Simmons & Garner are also good. I’m still a fan.

My Rating: 8/10

Brian And Charles, Cha Cha Real Smooth, Causeway & Bros (2022 Movie Reviews)

Four 2022 releases today. All pretty good! Liked one of these a lot.

Brian And Charles (2022)

Directed by Jim Archer

Based on Brian and Charles by Jim Archer

Starring: David Earl, Chris Hayward

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
After a particularly harsh winter Brian goes into a deep depression; completely isolated and with no one to talk to, Brian does what any sane person would do when faced with such a melancholic situation. He builds a robot.

My Opinion:

Liked this a lot, but it’s very much “my thing”. Also really like Lars And The Real Girl so was worried this would be too depressing with its similar theme of loneliness & I need more uplifting films currently. This was bittersweet, but with much more sweet than bitter. A pleasant watch with very likeable characters. A lovely, quirky delight! (My daughter hates my overuse of the word “quirky”).

Charles as a stroppy teenager was the best. Charles Petrescu! Anyone have an old washing machine I can borrow? I could use a new friend.

Have added this to my list of My Top Ten Films Of The 2020s (so far).

My Rating: 7.5/10

Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)

Directed & Written by Cooper Raiff

Starring: Dakota Johnson, Cooper Raiff, Raúl Castillo, Odeya Rush, Evan Assante, Vanessa Burghardt, Brad Garrett, Leslie Mann

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The plot centers on a 22-year-old college graduate (Raiff) who starts making money as a party starter while he also strikes up a relationship with a 32-year-old mother (played by Dakota Johnson, who also produced the film).

My Opinion:

One of those movies I did really enjoy while watching it so gave it a decent rating but am now thinking I’ll probably never give it another thought ever again. Not a fan of Dakota Johnson & feel like she’s played this sort of character loads. But I really liked the character played by Cooper Raiff (who I didn’t realise was also the director & writer). I always think “Why the hell don’t they make more movies with characters who are actually likeable?” so, hey, that’s what we get here! Also thought Vanessa Burghardt was great as Johnson’s daughter and enjoyed her relationship with Raiff‘s character. It was very sweet. I just wanted him to be happy!

Actually, maybe I did quite like this. One of the better Apple+ offerings that I’ve seen. But I still feel like it’s not going to be a very memorable film.

My Rating: 7/10

Causeway (2022)

Directed by Lila Neugebauer

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Brian Tyree Henry, Linda Emond, Jayne Houdyshell, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Russell Harvard

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film follows a soldier struggling to adjust to her life after returning home to New Orleans.

My Opinion:

Solid performances from Jennifer Lawrence & Brian Tyree Henry. Cared about their stories & was rooting for them & their friendship to succeed. Movie felt a little too short & ended too abruptly. Didn’t feel like we got to know either character well enough so would have liked them to be fleshed out more. Another decent Apple+ film but could have been better with more character development & more of a resolution.

My Rating: 7/10

Bros (2022)

Directed by Nicholas Stoller

Starring: Billy Eichner, Luke Macfarlane

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film starring Billy Eichner and Luke Macfarlane as two gay men in Manhattan who avoid commitment but are drawn to each other.

My Opinion:

A funny comedy for recent years (which may not be saying much as I don’t think I’ve truly loved a comedy film since the early ‘90s. Why does modern comedy suck?). But I got some good laughs out of this one. The main character just got on my nerves slightly (although I liked his humor). I’d probably rate this more highly if I liked him a bit more. His hot boyfriend was very likeable, though, and their relationship was fun to watch. Loved their fight in the park. And the fake Hallmark type movies. An enjoyable watch.

My Rating: 6.5/10

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971), Smile (2022) & I Am Legend (2007) Reviews

Three horror movies for today! One a rewatch that I really like. And one that was disappointing, although it wasn’t bad. Plus a cult classic…

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)

Directed by Robert Fuest

Starring: Vincent Price, Joseph Cotten, Peter Jeffrey, Virginia North

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Doctor, scientist, organist, and biblical scholar Anton Phibes seeks revenge on the nine doctors he considers responsible for the death of his wife.

My Opinion:

This was interesting. Liked its style & its whole pre-Phantom Of The Paradise vibe (that movie rules).

Shamefully, I have very little Vincent Price experience beyond Edward Scissorhands, House On Haunted Hill and of course Michael Jackson’s Thriller. He was entertaining here with his campy “face acting” and his always cool sounding voiceover. The movie was good, cheesy fun (which is what it was going for, right?). The idea was fantastic with Phibes seeking revenge for his wife’s death & basing his murders on “the Ten Plagues of Egypt from the Old Testament”. That’s some great Seven-type stuff going on there. Then it had a crazy Saw-type ending, which was brilliant (and far better than those disgusting films). This movie has clearly inspired many other horror films since.

This film didn’t quite live up to the potential of its amazing plot synopsis or to its super cool poster on Letterboxd. I feel like it’s probably one where people appreciate their memory of it, as it has some very iconic scenes. In all honesty, Phantom Of The Paradise is the same way for me. Neither film is perfect but they sure are stylish. And that’s something I always appreciate even more than plot, acting, etc, which is why Phantom Of The Paradise went way up in my estimation upon reflection. This may do the same. I can certainly see why it’s a cult classic.

My Rating: 7.5/10

Smile (2022)

Directed & Written by Parker Finn

Based on Laura Hasn’t Slept by Parker Finn

Starring: Sosie Bacon, Jessie T. Usher, Kyle Gallner, Kal Penn, Rob Morgan

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film stars Sosie Bacon as a therapist named Rose Cotter, who, after witnessing the bizarre suicide of a patient, goes through increasingly disturbing and daunting experiences, leading her to believe what she is experiencing is supernatural.

My Opinion:

Was really looking toward to this one as I liked the creepy trailer & images plus I’d seen it compared to It Follows, which I loved. Was very disappointed. 

Do like the story idea which, yes, is very similar to It Follows. And the smiling faces were creepy as hell but only the first girl really pulled it off without looking a bit dumb (probably why she’s on the poster). Did think Sosie Bacon did very well as a stereotypical “everyone thinks this person is fucking crazy” horror movie victim slowly being driven mad. I don’t know – All the elements are there that I tend to love in supernatural horror films. This one just didn’t quite work for me and I’m not sure why.

Didn’t realise until after that this is yet another one that was a short film first and I find those often feel too stretched out when made into a feature length film. I do think pacing was a bit of an issue. And I didn’t really care about any of the characters. Also thought the ending looked a bit too silly, although I’ve seen far dumber things in horror so I guess I can forgive that. Think I just really wanted to like this one. But it was just okay.

My Rating: 6.5/10

I Am Legend (2007)

Directed by Francis Lawrence

Based on I Am Legend by Richard Matheson & The Omega Man by John William Corrington & Joyce H. Corrington

Starring: Will Smith, Alice Braga, Dash Mihok

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
Loosely based on the 1954 novel of the same name by Richard Matheson, the film is set in New York City after a virus, which was originally created to cure cancer, has wiped out most of mankind, leaving Neville as the last human in New York, other than nocturnal mutants. Neville is immune to the virus, and he works to develop a cure while defending himself against the hostile mutants.

My Opinion:

Have always liked this one a lot. Probably my favorite Will Smith movie. I love that dog so much! 😦 😦 😦 😦

Reviews on Letterboxd seem a bit harsh, though. Maybe helps that I’m not familiar with the Richard Matheson novel & am not really bothered by dodgy special effects. I just love post-apocalyptic films. And that dog. And Bob Marley. And loneliness.

My Rating: 8/10

To Catch A Killer, Extraction 2 & Maybe I Do (2023 Movie Reviews)

Three 2023 releases today: One quite good, one stupid good, and one just a bit stupid.

To Catch A Killer (2023)

Directed by Damián Szifron

Starring: Shailene Woodley, Ben Mendelsohn, Jovan Adepo, Ralph Ineson

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
In the film, a talented but troubled young Baltimore cop is recruited by the FBI to help profile and track down a serial killer.

My Opinion:

Thought this was surprisingly good for a film I’d heard nothing about & for a “too much like real life” crime thriller, which is not a genre I often like. I’d rather movies gave me an escape from society’s horrible realities & daily American gun violence. That’s two decent crime thrillers that I liked this year: this one & Boston Strangler (and I especially dislike most serial killer movies). 

The events in this were intense, especially at the very start of the film, so it kept me watching. The movie did drag in the middle a bit and I’m sorry to say that I couldn’t buy into Shailene Woodley as a cop AT ALL, although she did a decent enough job in the film. I loved Ben Mendelsohn, though, who I never noticed much before but have started to really appreciate. They worked very well as a team. 

Good stuff. Glad I checked it out despite it not really being my type of thing. I’d recommend it to those who like a good crime thriller.

My Rating: 7/10

Extraction 2 (2023)

Directed by Sam Hargrave

Written by Joe Russo

Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Golshifteh Farahani, Adam Bessa, Olga Kurylenko, Daniel Bernhardt, Tinatin Dalakishvili, Idris Elba

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
After barely surviving his grievous wounds from his mission in Dhaka, Bangladesh, Tyler Rake is back, and his team is ready to take on their next mission.

My Opinion:

This wasn’t bad. Ridiculous but entertaining. I vaguely remember the first being about Hemsworth saving a kid from baddies? And now he’s saving 2 kids & their mother from baddies. Next one is gonna throw in some puppies. Or would that be too much like John Wick? I can see these turning into a similar franchise. I’ll watch them all & smile as thousands of bullets never kill Hottie Hero Hemsworth.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Maybe I Do (2023)

Directed by Michael Jacobs

Based on Cheaters by Michael Jacobs

Starring: Diane Keaton, Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, William H. Macy

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Michelle and Allen are in a relationship. They decide to invite their parents to finally meet about marriage. Turns out, the parents already know one another well, which leads to some differing opinions about marriage.

My Opinion:

Oh dear. This movie is certainly a waste of some very big talent. They all do what they can with the material, though, so I did like seeing four seasoned actors doing their thing. Emma Roberts felt very out of her depth in comparison, although this is the perfect sort of movie for her at least (but she does too many like it).

The movie is pretty dreadful at first but does pick up when you realise their connections & I was indeed looking forward to the moment when they all came to the realisation themselves. The Roberts/Luke Bracey romance was mostly just annoying as was Sarandon‘s character (but she played it well). Then it all ended exactly as you’d expect from a cliche rom-com. Meh. I’ve seen worse, I guess. But it’s maybe the worst rom-com of 2023 that I’ve seen.

My Rating: 5.5/10

The Worst Person In The World (2021), To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018), Cloak & Dagger (1984) Reviews

Three random ones that I watched recently…

The Worst Person In The World (2021) (Norwegian: Verdens verste menneske)

Directed by Joachim Trier

Starring; Renate Reinsve, Anders Danielsen Lie, Herbert Nordrum

Plot Synopsis:
Movie is about a whiny Norwegian Millennial.

My Opinion:

Wanted to love this like everyone else but disliked the self-absorbed main character too much to care what would happen to her. Can see why people could relate, though, as she’s very representative of many people her age. It’s a generation I just can’t relate to anymore & probably why I found the ending with her comic book boyfriend to be the most moving part of the whole film. I’m giving this an extra half a star for his heartbreaking speech toward the end. Can’t believe she visited him & still made so much of the conversation all about her & also a topic that must have been very hurtful. Ugh. You know, I didn’t truly hate her during the movie or think she was “the worst” as she was a quite average current 30-year-old but I’m starting to think she really was the worst.

Guess what? We’re all lost.

My Rating: 6.5/10

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018)

Directed by Susan Johnson

Based on To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han

Starring: Lana Condor, Noah Centineo, Janel Parrish, Anna Cathcart, Andrew Bachelor, Trezzo Mahoro, Madeleine Arthur, Emilija Baranac, Israel Broussard, John Corbett

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A teenage girl’s secret love letters are exposed and wreak havoc on her love life.

My Opinion:

Another movie my daughter likes that she rewatched with me (the other recent one being 20th Century Girl – I liked that one a lot). This was cute. I liked the idea of all her secret love letters being sent to the boys. Can see why teen girls went for this one. Wouldn’t say I really bought into the romance in this, though. There are better YA romances but this was still worth a watch & I’d probably watch the sequels. But I’d recommend 20th Century Girl first.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Cloak & Dagger (1984)

Directed by Richard Franklin

Based on “The Boy Cried Murder” by Cornell Woolrich

Starring: Henry Thomas, Dabney Coleman, Michael Murphy, Christina Nigra

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
A young boy and his imaginary friend end up on the run while in possession of a top-secret spy gadget.

My Opinion:

There are very few movies I missed out on while growing up in the ‘80s but I somehow totally missed this one. I’d have liked this if I’d seen it then, although it wouldn’t have been an all-time favorite & it didn’t give me as many warm & fuzzy nostalgia feelings watching it now as I was hoping. Great to see Henry Thomas, though, as E.T. is of course still a favorite. Was hoping for more familiar faces, which is usually the case when watching an ‘80s movie I’ve not seen, but I didn’t recognise anyone besides Thomas & Dabney Coleman. The “spy thriller story for kids” was fun and it really is a shame that they seem to make so few movies like this one for kids these days. We had loads of films like this made specifically for our age group back in the ‘80s.

Did enjoy watching this as I will always watch an ‘80s movie I’ve not seen. Am afraid I’m running out of them…

My Rating: 6/10

Studio Ghibli Mini-Reviews: My Neighbors The Yamadas, Tales From Earthsea, Pom Poko & Earwig And The Witch

It was all over Twitter that the Studio Ghibli movies were gonna disappear from Netflix U.K. at the end of May. Even though I knew I’d already seen all the best ones by far, I’ve still been desperate to watch all the rest for years now as I adore Studio Ghibli. So I watched these remaining four before the 1st of June. The only one I have left to watch, which I want to see the most but have to wait since my family want to see it too, is The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (but luckily I have the DVD).

Well, the Ghibli movies are still on Netflix. Oh well – it got me closer to my goal! 🙂

These four confirm that I had indeed already seen the best. I’ve ranked the four at the bottom of my ranked Ghibli list here on Letterboxd (the only other one at the bottom being Ocean Waves). But one of these was still quite delightful, one was perfectly fine but very forgettable, one had way too many testicles, and one was sadly not worthy of the Ghibli name.

I just want to add that for some stupid reason I completely forgot to mention the coolest thing I’ve done in a very long time back in January. I can’t believe I didn’t mention this in my January roundup post! I’m just not used to doing interesting real-life things that relate to my stupid little movie blog. 🙂 I went to see the live production of My Neighbor Totoro at The Barbican in London. It was absolutely AMAZING. It did the film justice without harming its legacy in any way. The way they represented the soot sprites was so clever and the Totoros they created were perfect. And the Cat Bus! The acting was brilliant as well. They couldn’t have done a better job with such a beloved movie & score. Am happy to see they’ve added more shows now. I’d very highly recommend it to all Studio Ghibli fans. And you almost got a picture of me at it but other people are in all the photos too close to me to cut them out so here’s a photo of the lobby instead. 😉

Now let’s review these rather disappointing Studio Ghibli movies…

My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999) (ホーホケキョとなりの山田くん, Hōhokekyo Tonari no Yamada-kun)

Directed by Isao Takahata

Based on Nono-chan by Hisaichi Ishii

Starring: Hayato Isobata, Masako Araki, Naomi Uno, Touru Masuoka

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
The life and misadventures of a family in contemporary Japan.

My Opinion:

A fun series of vignettes with a delightful & very relatable family. The format reminded me somewhat of the Peanuts skits, which I absolutely adore. It’s certainly not up there with the Hayao Miyazaki Ghiblis (of course) and I’d rank it below most of the non-Miyazaki Ghiblis as well but it’s still worthy of the Ghibli name. It‘s just so different from the style & wonderfully bizarre nature of the Ghibli films I love the most, which is why it won’t ever be a favorite for me personally. But it was a very sweet film & a pleasant watch. 

My Rating: 7/10

Tales From Earthsea (2006) (ゲド戦記)

Directed by Gorō Miyazaki

Based on Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin & Shuna’s Journey by Hayao Miyazaki

Starring: Bunta Sugawara, Junichi Okada, Aoi Teshima, Yūko Tanaka

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
In a mythical land, a man and a young boy investigate a series of unusual occurrences.

My Opinion:

Not one of Studio Ghibli’s best (it’s hard to live up to those) but I can’t quite put my finger on why? It has Ghibli fantasy elements that I like & a Ghibli look. It’s a much more straightforward story & far less “strange” than my favorites, so maybe that’s why it’s less memorable? Seriously – I watched this a week ago & I barely remember it already. That’s not something you can say about their films like Spirited Away, etc. It’s a simple story with fairly unremarkable characters. That warlock was pretty cool, though. And quite terrifying, so this one wouldn’t be for really young kids. He was sort of a scary combination of Howl & of the wizard from Ponyo. Most memorable thing about this film. Oh, and the cool dragons too (which are barely in this).

I still enjoyed this & think it’s a good anime film, just not a great Ghibli film. I’d say it’s most similar to The Great Adventure of Horus, Prince of the Sun, which isn’t a Ghibli film but may as well be as it’s from Isao Takahata & was also worked on by Hayao Miyazaki. I liked that one a bit more. Both are worth watching if you’re a very big Ghibli fan like I am & want to watch them all.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Pom Poko (1994) (平成狸合戦ぽんぽこ, Heisei Tanuki Gassen Ponpoko)

Directed & Written by Isao Takahata

Starring: Kokontei Shinchou, Makoto Nonomura, Yuriko Ishida

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A community of magical shape-shifting raccoon dogs struggle to prevent their forest home from being destroyed by urban development.

My Opinion:

I expected to like this one the most of these four as it looked the most bizarre, which is something I love about Ghibli. But I think it featured just a few too many testicles for my liking.


*Balls*

I did appreciate the weirdness of Pom Poko, although it’s not the beautiful & magical sort of weirdness that I love in the very best Ghiblis. Some of the humor was fun but the story was far darker than I was expecting. Between all the death & all the testicles, it’s certainly not one for the youngest Ghibli fans. And while I normally prefer memorable films to boring ones (and I will certainly never forget Pom Poko), I just wasn’t feeling this one. I’m glad I’ve watched it as I’ve been wanting to see all the Ghibli films but this isn’t one I’ll have any desire to watch again, which is unlike most of the studio’s other films I’ve happily watched multiple times. So I’ve ranked this below the rather bland & forgettable Tales From Earthsea as I liked that story much more & that one felt more like a Ghibli film to me.

Pom Poko was disappointing but, as I said, at least it was memorable. Seriously, though. What was with the testicles?! Okay – those bits were kind of hilarious. I’m giving this an extra half a point just for the balls.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Earwig And The Witch (2020) (アーヤと魔女, Āya to Majo)

Directed by Gorō Miyazaki

Based on Earwig and the Witch by Diana Wynne Jones

Starring: Shinobu Terajima, Etsushi Toyokawa, Gaku Hamada, Kokoro Hirasawa

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
An orphan girl, Earwig, is adopted by a witch and comes home to a spooky house filled with mystery and magic.

My Opinion:

Oh dear. This is indeed the worst Studio Ghibli film. But if the Ghibli name wasn’t attached to it, would we all think it was so bad? It’s certainly not the worst animated film I’ve ever seen. I’d say it’s something along the lines of the weakest films from Illumination or DreamWorks such as Sing or Home. You know, the kind of stuff you’ll happily watch once with your young kids to keep them entertained and then hopefully not have to watch a hundred more times if they then decide that’s their favorite movie. But that’s not what we expect from Studio Ghibli, who have made so many gorgeous & brilliant films that I as well as my daughter adore and have watched many, many times. The animation in Earwig is so ugly by comparison. Unfortunately, the character is also quite unlikeable, which I wasn’t expecting. I think they were trying to make her seem “cheeky” and precocious but she crossed the line into slightly annoying too often. The story is okay, I guess. I like a story about witches but it was hard to be interested when I didn’t care about any of the underdeveloped characters. And I can see why people complain about the ending. It just stops so abruptly. Could we not get a little closure? At least a small explanation? I thought maybe we’d get a “here’s what happened next” as they had some images through the credits but they didn’t fill in enough of the blanks. 

I don’t know. It’s just a very frustrating film. It’s not absolutely terrible. But it’s not Ghibli. In all honesty, I liked it enough that I’d watch a sequel if it promised to continue the story properly. And I thought the band was actually pretty cool. A sequel could focus more on that and maybe include flashbacks with some cool songs? But I think it’s safe to say that a sequel to the most widely hated Ghibli film is extremely unlikely.

My Rating: 6/10
(My score is being very generous)

The Whale (2022), Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris (2022), Ticket To Paradise (2022) & Next Of Kin (1982) Reviews

Four quickies before June! Three 2022 films & a crappy old Australian horror…

The Whale (2022)

Directed by Darren Aronofsky

Based on The Whale by Samuel D. Hunter

Starring: Brendan Fraser, Sadie Sink, Hong Chau, Ty Simpkins, Samantha Morton

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The plot follows a reclusive, morbidly obese English teacher who tries to restore his relationship with his teenage daughter.

My Opinion:

Was prepared to hate this as not really an Aronofsky fan & this looked as depressing as Requiem For A Dream (which I’ll never watch again, but the score is a masterpiece & one I listen to a lot). This was definitely worth the watch for the fantastic performances from Brendan Fraser & Hong Chau, though. I had sympathy for them & cared about their characters. Unlike Sadie Sink‘s character – Good god was she hateful! The boy was an annoying shithead as well.

Fraser‘s performance is absolutely heartbreaking & his Oscar win was well deserved. I found this most similar to The Wrestler, which is the one other Aronofsky film I like okay but in both cases it was more for the brilliant performances from the main characters than for the movies themselves. Like Requiem For A Dream, however, I’d never want to sit through this one again. Unlike that one there is a slight feeling of hope in The Whale, though. But the look in Fraser‘s eyes broke my damn heart. So, yeah – a great performance indeed.

My Rating: 7.5/10

Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris (2022)

Directed by Anthony Fabian

Based on Mrs. ‘Arris Goes to Paris by Paul Gallico

Starring: Lesley Manville, Isabelle Huppert, Lambert Wilson, Alba Baptista, Lucas Bravo, Ellen Thomas, Rose Williams, Jason Isaacs

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
A widowed cleaning lady in 1950s London falls madly in love with a couture Dior dress, and decides that she must have one of her own.

My Opinion:

This was pretty delightful. I’m not a very girly girl but I was all “OMG give her the red dress!!!”. That dress was lovely. This is the very definition of a feelgood film. But I was disappointed when later looking it up to see it was first an Angela Lansbury movie?!? Adore her! Want to see that version now.

My Rating: 7/10

Ticket To Paradise (2022)

Directed by Ol Parker

Starring: George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Kaitlyn Dever, Maxime Bouttier, Billie Lourd, Lucas Bravo

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
A romantic comedy film starring George Clooney and Julia Roberts as a divorced couple who team up to sabotage the impending wedding of their daughter in Bali.

My Opinion:

Perfectly fine rom-com. Clooney & Roberts look great and work very well together. Predictable every step of the way but who cares? The whirlwind romance was as unbelievable as always in these type of movies. Pleasant & passed the time. I’ll forget it in a year.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Next Of Kin (1982)

Directed by Tony Williams

Starring: Jackie Kerin, John Jarratt, Gerda Nicolson, Alex Scott

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
In a rest home for elderly people, a daughter reads her mother’s diary. Soon events that are mentioned in the mother’s diary begin to happen to the daughter.

My Opinion:

I watch this kind of stuff thinking it’ll be some hidden horror gem. Look at that great pulpy poster! And quite high Letterboxd rating! Took me a week to finish as I kept falling asleep out of sheer boredom. I guess it was fairly atmospheric but the story couldn’t have been more basic & the pacing was so slow & the “crazy ending” wasn’t that crazy but I suppose it just felt that way to some since fuck all happens until the final 20 minutes.

Disappointing. But I liked the very ‘80s style diner.

My Rating: 5.5/10

Resurrection (2022) & Piggy (2022) Reviews

My last two April reviews are two interesting horror films from last year. One of them is very much my type of thing which I didn’t love at first but has gone way up in my estimation since seeing it. I can’t quite decide how I feel about the other one but I know I’d never watch it again.

Resurrection (2022)

Directed & Written by Andrew Semans

Starring: Rebecca Hall, Grace Kaufman, Michael Esper, Tim Roth

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The plot follows Margaret (Hall) as she tries to maintain control of her life when an abusive ex-boyfriend (Roth) re-appears in her vicinity.

My Opinion:

Initially gave this a lower rating but have upped it after giving the film some more thought. At first saw it as simply a story of trauma from an abusive relationship, which it is, but then saw it as being just as much about motherhood & all the fears that come with that and I could then relate even more to Rebecca Hall’s character. Would’ve made a good double feature with Men and am sure this one is just as divisive as both indeed get pretty damn weird (which I appreciate). I preferred this one being more than just “all men are evil”, though, and Hall gives a great performance. Hate to use the word but Men also got a little too pretentious whereas this one for the most part stayed just the right side of that line. I feel it’s one that could go up in my estimation the more I think about it (as it already has).

I admit I do like a film that I have to look up afterwards to try to figure out what it’s meant to mean & love when there can be different interpretations. As I said, for me I could relate to the fears about motherhood & wanting to protect your child & how hard it is to let them go when they reach adulthood themselves. Others will get different things from this movie and I think there can be plenty of discussion on what’s real & what’s maybe not in this story. It’s definitely a like it or absolutely hate it film and I appreciate that it’s one I’m going to be thinking about for a while.

My Rating: 7.5/10

Piggy (2022) (Spanish: Cerdita)

Directed by Carlota Pereda

Based on Piggy (short film) by Carlota Pereda

Starring: Laura Galán, Richard Holmes, Carmen Machi, Irene Ferreiro, Camille Aguilar, Claudia Salas, Pilar Castro

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
An overweight teen is bullied by a clique of cool girls poolside while holidaying in her village. The long walk home will change the rest of her life.

My Opinion:

Not sure how I feel about this movie. I can’t stand bullies so hated seeing this girl being tormented. Even though high school was a very very long time ago for me and I was never the victim of any severe bullying as one of the invisible “not popular but not unpopular” people, I still remember every single seemingly insignificant cruel thing from classmates & “friends” to this day. That teenage bullshit stays with you forever. And this character is humiliated, which is hard to watch. I’m so thankful that in my day social media didn’t exist, at least. I can’t imagine being a teenager nowadays.

So, yes, I didn’t feel any sympathy for the “mean girls” other than a little bit for the blonde one who clearly went along with things due to peer pressure. Being “in the middle”, I’m sure I didn’t always stand up for people when I could have as a teen (although I do remember speaking out sometimes). It’s very hard to do that at that age. Just not sure how I wanted this story to go or to end. And the main girl did some really stupid things, which was a little frustrating as I wanted to be fully on her side. I don’t know. I think I wanted the end to go the other way but that may not have been best for her character.

The one thing I do like about this movie is that it will have you questioning if you’d have done the same thing in her situation. I know we all like to think we’d do the right thing but you can certainly see why this character would hesitate to help after what they’ve put her through for presumably years. So I liked that moral dilemma but not sure I liked how that idea was executed in this film or how much bullying we had to watch this girl endure.

My Rating: 6.5/10

The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre, We Have A Ghost & Murder Mystery 2 Reviews

Four 2023 movies today. One I even saw in the cinema! It was okay but very kiddie. One straight-to-streaming was decent & the other two were meh…

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Directed by Aaron Horvath & Michael Jelenic

Based on Mario by Nintendo

Starring: Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Charlie Day, Jack Black, Keegan-Michael Key, Seth Rogen, Fred Armisen

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film features an origin story for the brothers Mario and Luigi, two Italian-American plumbers who are transported to an alternate world and become entangled in a battle between the Mushroom Kingdom, led by Princess Peach, and the Koopas, led by Bowser.

My Opinion:

This was cute. It’s aimed very young (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I’m an old fart of the Space Invaders generation & never been into games (except Duke Nukem, Myst & Plants Vs Zombies – what a dork). So I don’t know much about Mario etc & wasn’t going to get the same level of nostalgic enjoyment out of this. I’m sure little kids love it, though, and the characters were fun even though I only knew some of them. I adore Jack Black so he was my favorite thing about this (and I can’t get that Peaches song out of my head). The story is simple but, hey, it’s for kids. Cute & inoffensive entertainment for the family with probably just enough to keep the older Mario fans in the audience happy as well.

Oh! I should add that I loved that adorable little blue flame dude of doom as well. Blue flame dude & Jack Black rule this movie.

My Rating: 6/10

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023)

Directed by Guy Ritchie

Starring: Jason Statham, Aubrey Plaza, Josh Hartnett, Cary Elwes, Bugzy Malone, Hugh Grant

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film is about a spy, Orson Fortune (Statham), who must retrieve a stolen high-tech device before an arms dealer (Grant) can sell it to the highest bidder.

My Opinion:

A bit confused by the really bad reviews as I thought this was quite fun. Admittedly, it’s not my favorite genre & I do prefer when these types of stories are more lightweight like this. Maybe people were disappointed by a little less in-your-face action than usual but I can live without excessive action scenes. This wasn’t as good as Ritchie’s recent The Gentlemen but I in some ways preferred that this one was more subtle. Shockingly, Hugh Grant was great in both films – this type of role really suits him. And Aubrey Plaza is finally growing on me – Plaza & Grant were the best things about this. Jason Statham was tolerable as well (though could be easily replaced by any action dude). Also liked seeing Cary “As You Wish” Elwes and Josh Hartnett did well as a famous Tom Cruise-y movie star. The story, which I don’t ever give the tiniest shit about in these sort of action movies anyway, was decent enough for this kind of thing. Why all the hate? It’s one of the better straight-to-streaming films I’ve seen in a while.

My Rating: 6.5/10

We Have A Ghost (2023)

Directed by Christopher Landon

Based on “Ernest” by Geoff Manaugh

Starring: David Harbour, Jahi Winston, Anthony Mackie

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Finding a ghost named Ernest haunting their new home turns Kevin’s family into overnight social media sensations. But when Kevin and Ernest investigate the mystery of Ernest’s past, they become a target of the CIA.

My Opinion:

This was slightly better than I was expecting. A likeable family, a simple but enjoyable mystery, and Jennifer Coolidge (who I’d happily watch in anything). A shame it’s longer than it needs to be thanks to an unnecessary government agency plot. But I thought the ending was quite lovely. Felt a little choked up!

My Rating: 6.5/10

I can’t for the life of me find a poster for this movie…

Murder Mystery 2 (2023)

Directed by Jeremy Garelick

Starring: Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Mark Strong, Mélanie Laurent, Jodie Turner-Smith, John Kani

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
Full-time detectives Nick and Audrey are struggling to get their private eye agency off the ground. They find themselves at the center of international abduction when their friend Maharaja, is kidnapped at his own lavish wedding.

My Opinion:

This was fine – not the best Adam Sandler comedy but certainly not the worst. Sandler doesn’t have the same magic with Aniston as he does with Drew Barrymore but they still have decent chemistry & Aniston seemed to be having fun with this. Not gonna lie, I’ll completely forget this one in a year (just like I don’t remember the first film). It’s a safe, inoffensive Sandler comedy. Worth watching if you like Sandler (I do) but you’re probably not going to watch this if you’re one of his haters anyway.

My Rating: 6/10

Fall (2022), The Black Phone (2021), Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) & Come True (2020) Reviews

Four quickies today! One movie I thoroughly enjoyed, one I found disappointing, one full of the most annoying & hateful twats imaginable, and one that was sadly not very good despite the poster & plot synopsis sounding intriguing.

Fall (2022)

Directed by Scott Mann

Starring: Grace Caroline Currey, Virginia Gardner, Mason Gooding, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Darrell Dennis

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film is about two women who climb a 2,000 foot (610 m) tall radio tower and become stranded at the top. Dumb bitches! (that dumb bitches part isn’t via Wikipedia – that’s via Me)

My Opinion:

This was so dumb and so cheesy and so predictable and I enjoyed it so much more than the vast majority of films I’ve watched in the past year. It was exactly what I was expecting & wanting and you can guarantee I’ll watch the sequel just announced. I have an intense fear of heights so knew I wouldn’t be watching this in the cinema but that I’d watch it on a little screen the second it showed up on services. I do love “how the hell are they gonna get out of this crazy predicament” films. Is there a name for this genre of film?! We need more of them. I want more. Any recommendations for similar films? I’ll watch them all!

Oh. And I just wanted to add that I LOVE Converse & have had a pair in most every color but I fell on my ass on some slightly slippery cobblestones once because Converse are slippery as fuck. Are they really the shoe of choice for expert climbers?! I’m guessing not. But what do I know? Other than the fact that climbing up a tower like this is probably not a good idea, of course.

My Rating: 7.5/10 (I enjoyed this so much I was tempted to give it an 8/10 but it’s not a “good” enough film for an 8)

The Black Phone (2021)

Directed by Scott Derrickson

Based on “The Black Phone” by Joe Hill

Starring: Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw, Jeremy Davies, James Ransone

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
In the film, an abducted teenager (Thames) uses a mysterious telephone to communicate with the previous victims of his deranged captor (Hawke).

My Opinion:

Been desperate to see this as I’m a big fan of Joe Hill (and his father Stephen King, of course). Was disappointed with this film. While there were some things I really appreciated, such as the great performances from the two main child stars (Mason Thames & Madeleine McGraw – will be on the lookout for them in future projects), the film was just too slow & quite dull considering I thought it was a simple yet brilliant story. It was too obvious that it was a short story stretched into a film. Thought Ethan Hawke was effectively creepy & liked the mask.

The film just didn’t quite work and I can’t figure out exactly why as there are some great elements to it plus I always love a ‘70s or ‘80s setting. As I like the story a lot & was impressed by the performances it was certainly worth the watch. My expectations were maybe just too high as I was hoping to love this.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Directed by Halina Reijn

Starring: Amandla Stenberg, Maria Bakalova, Myha’la Herrold, Chase Sui Wonders, Rachel Sennott, Lee Pace, Pete Davidson

Plot Synopsis: (via IMDb)
When a group of rich 20-somethings plan a hurricane party at a remote family mansion, a party game turns deadly in this fresh and funny look at backstabbing, fake friends, and one party gone very, very wrong.

My Opinion:

Mixed feelings on this. Admit I expected to hate it as I’d heard that the characters were hateful (and, my god, they sure as shit are) and I can’t stand movies filled with nothing but annoying assholes. But that sometimes works for horror as we get to see the fuckers die, right?

I did hate this at first but it kind of grew on me as the death toll mounted and I did really like how it ended. Plus I like shit that glows in the dark. So I initially gave this half a point more but then changed it back after thinking about the movie a bit more. Because, I’m sorry, these assholes were just far too annoying. There’s not a chance in hell that I’d ever sit through this movie a second time. Entertaining enough for a one-off watch, though, and as I said I appreciated its ending. And I did think Maria Bakalova was pretty good. I’ve just come to the conclusion that I’m finally too old for this shit.

My Rating: 6/10

Come True (2020)

Directed by Anthony Scott Burns

Starring: Julia Sarah Stone, Landon Liboiron

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
The film plot follows a teenage runaway who takes part in a sleep study that becomes a nightmarish descent into the depths of her mind and a frightening examination of the power of dreams.

My Opinion:

I love a good obscure sci-fi film with an interesting concept so this sounded right up my alley. Plus the poster was cool. Soon realised that the “slow burn” mentioned in so many reviews was due to nothing happening until the very end. Which can be okay sometimes if that ending is amazing but this one was a let down. Sort of felt like this would’ve been better as a short film as it had a good look & mood but not enough story. But I appreciate that films like this get made and I think this one shows some promise. Am sure it has some fans even though it didn’t really work for me.

I watch a lot of movies like this and sometimes find an absolute gem. This reminded me of a great obscure sci-fi film that did work for me that I’m always recommending & that absolutely no one I know has watched. If you like this kind of thing, check out The Frame (2014).

My Rating: 5.5/10

Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023) Review

Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Directed by Peyton Reed

Based on Marvel Comics

Starring: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Jonathan Majors, Kathryn Newton, David Dastmalchian, Katy O’Brian, William Jackson Harper, Bill Murray, Michelle Pfeiffer, Corey Stoll, Michael Douglas

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
In the film, Lang and Van Dyne are transported to the Quantum Realm along with their family and face Kang the Conqueror.

My Opinion:

Enjoyed this but can see why plenty of people didn’t. As I always say in these reviews, I watch all the MCU films but I’m certainly not a massive fan & it’s starting to feel like an obligation to watch them now (because why stop at this point?!). I think the MCU characters are strong but the same old story over & over gets tiresome. So this is probably why I like the Guardians Of The Galaxy films the most as they at least feel a little different plus I like my superhero movies to be more lighthearted. I also don’t mind the more “out there” & slightly weird ones but am assuming this one was just a bit too weird for the more mainstream Marvel crowd. Because it’s pretty damn weird. But I like weird. Except for MODOK… That was terrible and looked dumb as Hell. Preferred Broccoli Head! And Holes dude. 

Anyway. This one is a bit dumb but it’s saved by Paul Rudd being likeable as Ant-Man (as always) and Michelle Pfeiffer having a large role and being awesome (as always). She was great in this & my favorite thing about the film. Sadly found Kang a bit weak as the big super villain but maybe that’s just me – I never give much of a shit about the baddies because they’re all the same & are always defeated in the end anyway.

I feel bad as I really did want to like Black Panther: Wakanda Forever which I watched just after this but that ended up being a disappointment overall. While I certainly think it’s *better* than this one, I had much more fun with Quantumania so have ranked it higher on my ranked MCU list. Both are still quite low on that list, though. These movies need to get better. At this point, it’s still feeling like they should’ve stopped after Endgame

This wasn’t much of a review but I never know what to say when it comes to these Marvel films. Basically, Quantumania = Meh. But I loved Michelle Pfeiffer & Paul Rudd & counting his number of holes.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Elvis, Marcel The Shell With Shoes On & Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Reviews

With the Oscars being on tonight, I figured I’d quickly post these reviews of a few more Oscar nominated films. Will do a full post later today with all the nominees & links to all my reviews of the 23 nominees I’ve seen.

Elvis (2022)

Directed by Baz Luhrmann

Starring: Austin Butler, Tom Hanks, Olivia DeJonge, Helen Thomson, Richard Roxburgh, Kelvin Harrison Jr., David Wenham, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Luke Bracey

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
It chronicles the life of the American rock and roll singer and actor Elvis Presley under the management of Colonel Tom Parker.

My Opinion:

Really liked this but, wow – how can some of this be so great & some of it so absolutely dreadful? Definitely an example of a performance highly deserving of an Oscar but a movie that is not. 

I should start by saying that I know almost nothing about Elvis. Despite being a big music & movie lover, I’ve never liked many of his songs & have never seen his films. So, no, I can’t say how accurate these performances truly are, especially Hanks as I only know ”of” Colonel Tom Parker. But damn I thought Austin Butler was amazing. If he doesn’t win an Oscar but a rather rubbish version of Freddie Mercury did (and a really good version of Elton John wasn’t even nominated), I’ll be very annoyed. He oozes charisma & sex appeal in this film and I think he really captures the crazy effect that Elvis had on sexually repressed ‘50s America. He makes this movie. He feels like a star, which you need if you’re going to play someone as big as Elvis. I was impressed with how well he did as young Elvis as well as an older Elvis with many personal demons. Knew only a little of how much Elvis had been taken advantage of so found the ending quite heartbreaking and would say I appreciate the story of the life of this megastar a little bit more now. Know a documentary would be much more accurate, though, as I’m sure Luhrmann has taken many liberties with the facts. 

To quickly get the dreadful out of the way: Baz Luhrmann & Tom Hanks. For the most part, I don’t get on with Luhrmann’s films. I appreciate his style when it works but it often doesn’t. Found a lot of it just plain cringy in Elvis and the mixing in of modern music, which I know is his thing and is okay sometimes, was terrible in this. It was annoying and threw me out of the film a few times. And then there was Hanks as Colonel Tom Parker. Oh boy. As I said, I know nothing about the real man but if he was truly as awful as this film makes him out to be (sounds like that’s the case), why did this story get told through him? The character was so obnoxious (did he actually talk like that?!) and we had to listen to him telling this story through the whole damn movie. I guess it kind of makes sense as he was so controlling of Elvis that he didn’t get to live his own life because of Parker. Maybe that’s why Luhrmann made the decision to have the story told through him but I just wanted more of Butler and WAY less of Hanks. I’ve never disliked Hanks before! So Luhrmann must be partly to blame. 

Oh well. The movie itself could’ve been much better but Butler was so fantastic & the story of Elvis is so fascinating that I still got a lot of enjoyment out of the film. Well worth the watch despite its big flaws, even if like me you’re not really a fan of Elvis Presley.

My Rating: 7.5/10

Marcel The Shell With Shoes On (2021)

Directed by Dean Fleischer Camp

Starring: Jenny Slate, Rosa Salazar, Thomas Mann, Dean Fleischer Camp, Lesley Stahl, Isabella Rossellini

Plot Synopsis: (via Wikipedia)
It is based on a series of shorts of the same name written by Slate and Fleischer Camp. Slate reprises her voice role as Marcel, an anthropomorphic shell living with his grandmother Connie.

My Opinion:

Was eager to see this as it very much looked like my kind of thing (heartwarming & adorable – I love that shit plus adore cute anthropomorphic things). With the Pixar Oscar nominee being so disappointing this year, I was expecting to like Marcel the most but Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is easily my favorite & the one I think deserves to win. 

Still enjoyed Marcel but was a little underwhelmed by the story. And although it was a clever idea, the way it was presented as a documentary didn’t quite work for me and I can see why this probably worked better in the original shorts (if they were done that way?) than it did in this full-length film. Marcel was very cute, Jenny Slate’s voice was perfect, and his relationship with his grandmother was very sweet. For me, the movie slightly crossed the line into being a little too saccharine & trying a bit too hard. Did enjoy seeing the inventive ways of doing things that Marcel & his grandmother had to find to live their lives once they found themselves alone. And liked it showing how horrible society has become in this social media obsessed world (without being preachy about it).

It’s a nice film & my second favorite of this year’s Animated nominees but it may not be saying much as I think the other two I’ve seen are not very good at all (not seen Puss In Boots). I didn’t find Marcel as moving as I was hoping. It’s nowhere near the very best animated films from the studios I love the most (Studio Ghibli, Pixar & Disney). Am disappointed that Pixar have been so unreliable with their recent films and am missing the emotion we got from their very best stuff.

Was that a tampon at the end of Marcel??

My Rating: 7/10

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Directed by Ryan Coogler

Starring: Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong’o, Danai Gurira, Winston Duke, Florence Kasumba, Dominique Thorne, Michaela Coel, Mabel Cadena, Tenoch Huerta Mejía, Martin Freeman, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Angela Bassett

Plot Synopsis:
The same as any other MCU film.

My Opinion:

I’ve watched every Marvel movie (ranked here) and do enjoy them but I’m not a massive fan and it’s feeling like an obligation to watch them now. Would’ve been happy for them to stop at Endgame – the films are seeming more & more messy and pointless now.

With all of these films, I like the characters much more than the stories themselves & that was especially true of this film. The MCU has done a fantastic job developing some fascinating characters. The women in this are great. Letitia Wright & Danai Gurira were so much fun to watch & I liked their interactions with each other. Lupita Nyong’o was as brilliant as always as was Angela Bassett who definitely has a shot at winning that Oscar tonight. And the introduction of Dominique Thorne as Riri Williams was a nice addition – would’ve liked a bit more to do with her. So this one was off to a good start with strong characters. They obviously had a huge hole to fill and not having Chadwick Boseman is still heartbreaking but I thought they did well with handling that. 

Then it turned into the same MCU formula we always get. Which, fine, I get it – That’s what people want. Why mess with something so many people clearly love & is making them tons of money? But I often lose interest in these films halfway through when the same old fight scenes & the same old storylines occur plus this was FAR longer than it needed to be, which didn’t help. Although I care most about liking the main characters, it helps if I also buy into the story & the obligatory villain. The story wasn’t too bad but those blue Avatar-looking fuckers & boring-Aquaman ankle-wings dude weren’t working for me. I completely lost interest in the middle this time. I just wanted to get back to seeing the main kick-ass female characters together. The middle of this just went off the deep end (literally). 

So I’m mixed on this one. Good characters but overall a bit of a mess. But, as I say, I’m not a huge MCU fan so I’m going to be a bit more negative. I admit I like the Guardians Of The Galaxy movies the most so I obviously just like my superhero movies to be a bit more fun & lightweight than this one. It’s why I far prefer the MCU to current DC films.

My Rating: 6.5/10